21-01-13 It will be clear
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Re: 21-01-13 It will be clear
You know how it is. If anyone catches sight of a penis or a vulva society will fall to wrack and ruin.
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But shoot somebody in slow motion with 50 million blood squibs flying and it's a PG rating!
And yes, it's obvious Jerzy is 'teh gay.' Now where's the humorous complication?
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And yes, it's obvious Jerzy is 'teh gay.' Now where's the humorous complication?
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Re: 21-01-13 It will be clear
He could be in a relationship, you know, and actually have rather traditional ideas about it, you know, being monogamous and stuff like that.
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Or he could just be into a different type of butt than LaRose is sporting.
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Not relevant here. I spent several minutes combing the Internet for classical butts (not an uncommon human behaviour, but not one I expected to ever confess to), and butts alone. And heck, Eerie Cuties has featured butts. And like I say, the British taxpayer spent several million quid keeping some of those butts in the country, so I feel entitled to an interest in them.Artemisia wrote:You know how it is. If anyone catches sight of a penis or a vulva society will fall to wrack and ruin.
But never mind.
(Edit: At least one semi-regular poster on these boards has a non-classical butt in their personal image on the boards. Perhaps I should do the same. Or not.)
No, no, no. Like I said elsewhere, he's a genetic super-soldier built by the same mad scientist who constructed the memetic weapon known as "Gary". That designer does good work, but his brains tend to have a weird crossover between the visual cortex, the endocrine system, and the autonomous nervous system. Any sexually stimulating visual input causes the whole system to crash catastrophically.Error of Logic wrote:Or he could just be into a different type of butt than LaRose is sporting.
Once Jerzy reboots he'll get back to hunting down the runaway memetic weapon.
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Re: 21-01-13 It will be clear
If anyone tries to hurt Gary, they will swiftly find themselves kicked in a sensitive spot by Suzi and thereafter destroyed by Chastel -- and possibly Yuki.
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Re: 21-01-13 It will be clear
Lita. Lita will take care of that business. Gary is her's now, remember.
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Re: 21-01-13 It will be clear
Lita will wait until the attacker is immobile before making her pointed displeasure known.
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What do you think Jerzy's sister's assignment is? Gary's builder may be mad, but he's not stupid.Error of Logic wrote:If anyone tries to hurt Gary, they will swiftly find themselves kicked in a sensitive spot by Suzi and thereafter destroyed by Chastel -- and possibly Yuki.
No, to disable this attack, our heroes will have to provide visual stimulation to the appropriate parts of the brains of both genetic constructs simultaneously.
And that, m'lord, explains the level of fan service in next month's Ma3.
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Re: 21-01-13 It will be clear
The same as usual, you mean?
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Re: 21-01-13 It will be clear
Nah, they're going to turn it up to 11.
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Dude, you should have been writing scripts for porn movies in the '70s!Spidrift wrote:What do you think Jerzy's sister's assignment is? Gary's builder may be mad, but he's not stupid.
No, to disable this attack, our heroes will have to provide visual stimulation to the appropriate parts of the brains of both genetic constructs simultaneously.
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Re: 21-01-13 It will be clear
I'm told it's a very depressing career. You're writing words for people who don't want to bother saying them, which will then be fast-forwarded over by people who don't want to listen to them.
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Re: 21-01-13 It will be clear
That is probably true. I certainly do not watch porn for the dialogue.
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Not exclusive to porn.Spidrift wrote:I'm told it's a very depressing career. You're writing words for people who don't want to bother saying them, which will then be fast-forwarded over by people who don't want to listen to them.