21-01-13 It will be clear

[Artemisia]

You know how it is. If anyone catches sight of a penis or a vulva society will fall to wrack and ruin.

[Stratburst]

But shoot somebody in slow motion with 50 million blood squibs flying and it's a PG rating!

And yes, it's obvious Jerzy is 'teh gay.' Now where's the humorous complication?

Quote removed. The DAMNed

[Don Alexander]

He could be in a relationship, you know, and actually have rather traditional ideas about it, you know, being monogamous and stuff like that.

[Error of Logic]

Or he could just be into a different type of butt than LaRose is sporting.

[Spidrift]

You know how it is. If anyone catches sight of a penis or a vulva society will fall to wrack and ruin.

Not relevant here. I spent several minutes combing the Internet for classical butts (not an uncommon human behaviour, but not one I expected to ever confess to), and butts alone. And heck, Eerie Cuties has featured butts. And like I say, the British taxpayer spent several million quid keeping some of those butts in the country, so I feel entitled to an interest in them.

But never mind.

(Edit: At least one semi-regular poster on these boards has a non-classical butt in their personal image on the boards. Perhaps I should do the same. Or not.)

Or he could just be into a different type of butt than LaRose is sporting.

No, no, no. Like I said elsewhere, he's a genetic super-soldier built by the same mad scientist who constructed the memetic weapon known as "Gary". That designer does good work, but his brains tend to have a weird crossover between the visual cortex, the endocrine system, and the autonomous nervous system. Any sexually stimulating visual input causes the whole system to crash catastrophically.

Once Jerzy reboots he'll get back to hunting down the runaway memetic weapon.

[Error of Logic]

If anyone tries to hurt Gary, they will swiftly find themselves kicked in a sensitive spot by Suzi and thereafter destroyed by Chastel -- and possibly Yuki.

[Azrael]

Lita. Lita will take care of that business. Gary is her's now, remember.

[Error of Logic]

Lita will wait until the attacker is immobile before making her pointed displeasure known.

[Spidrift]

If anyone tries to hurt Gary, they will swiftly find themselves kicked in a sensitive spot by Suzi and thereafter destroyed by Chastel -- and possibly Yuki.

What do you think Jerzy's sister's assignment is? Gary's builder may be mad, but he's not stupid.

No, to disable this attack, our heroes will have to provide visual stimulation to the appropriate parts of the brains of both genetic constructs simultaneously.

And that, m'lord, explains the level of fan service in next month's Ma3.

[Error of Logic]

The same as usual, you mean?

[Azrael]

Nah, they're going to turn it up to 11.

[Don Alexander]

What do you think Jerzy's sister's assignment is? Gary's builder may be mad, but he's not stupid.
No, to disable this attack, our heroes will have to provide visual stimulation to the appropriate parts of the brains of both genetic constructs simultaneously.

Dude, you should have been writing scripts for porn movies in the '70s!

[Spidrift]

I'm told it's a very depressing career. You're writing words for people who don't want to bother saying them, which will then be fast-forwarded over by people who don't want to listen to them.

[MonCappy]

That is probably true. I certainly do not watch porn for the dialogue.

[Milnoc]

I'm told it's a very depressing career. You're writing words for people who don't want to bother saying them, which will then be fast-forwarded over by people who don't want to listen to them.

Not exclusive to porn.