18-01-13 Maneuver four

[Spidrift]

I suspect that Dillon might claim to have learned that fixating on straight guys just leads to heartache and trouble. And Amber might feel obliged to remind him if he seems to be forgetting.

[philippos42]

I want to move to Montreal.

[Artemisia]

Just so naked women show up at your door?

My big question is...when is someone going to get Amber her sanitary necessities?

[Oarboar]

This will end in tears.

... of laughter. Amber and Dillon do make a great team, no?

I see at least two people beat me to it, but I want to see Felicia open the door and start crushing on Amber. Bonus points for Felicia recognizing Amber from her films.

[MonCappy]

The interaction between Amber and Dillon is amusing.

[Blissfull Wulf]

I'm kind of expecting Amber to open the door to go across the hall, and have Jerzy or someone else standing there just about to knock.

[Zafnak]

Does that box say beef sticks with beef?

[Shotgun65]

Either the neighbor is gay...

or he's bi.

Hmm....

[Hypnofun]

Yes, because all people are either heterosexual or homosexual, Dillon. There are no bisexuals, pansexuals, or asexuals.

Well... okay, with this comic, there likely ARE no asexuals (though that might be an amusing concept for how these characters are written, for there to be an asexual cast member). But goddamn it, Dillon, you're previous boyfriend was bisexual!

[Radbaron]

Does that box say beef sticks with beef?

No. Stick Au Beouf means "sticks from beef"

Avec means "with"

I think Giz is contravening Bill 101 in her comics. The French is CLEARLY not twice the size of the English and more prominent. *sarcasm*

[Snakie]

She needs tampons. She is naked under her apron. This could end in a very big fail. O_o

[Milnoc]

Just so naked women show up at your door?

True story.

Years ago, I left my condo in the morning to go to work, started walking down the hallway to the elevator, when suddenly a door opened...

A woman.

A very hot woman.

Completely naked.

Completely exposed.

From head to toe.

She said "Oops!" and closed the door.

But that's not the worst.

Tried to keep my composure. Wasn't easy.

Got to the elevator.

Where her BOYFRIEND was waiting to get into the elevator!

She wanted to tell him something before he left, but didn't know someone else was in the hallway!

He didn't notice what had just happened. At least he didn't let on that he noticed.

It was a short three floor elevator ride. It felt like 300!

Said something stupid about the weather and left.

Should have taken the stairs.

Took me three days to recover from the shock of seeing such beauty so briefly.

When I moved out a few years later, they bought some of the furniture I was selling. Very nice couple.

[Spidrift]

Well... okay, with this comic, there likely ARE no asexuals (though that might be an amusing concept for how these characters are written, for there to be an asexual cast member).

Jung has shown no detectable signs of sexuality. Though admittedly, geeks I've known like that have an odd habit of producing fiances seemingly from nowhere when I turn my back for five minutes.

[Artemisia]

I keep thinking that Jung is going to turn out to be a trans man sex god.

[Spidrift]

As I've said before, I can imagine filler strip where Zii and Gary walk into the shop one day to find Jung arranging a night in with a cute geek girl. After they've finished walking into the comics racks...

"YOU ... have a girlfriend?"
"We've been going out for six weeks now. Not everyone has to make some big melodramatic disaster movie of it, you know."