Christmas Ebilness Contest 2009 : Discussion thread.

[Lilianna]

Trying, but I don't think I've been memorably ebil this year...

[Don Alexander]

More like EVIL.



Though I don't get why you will punch every guy you desire in the face... Kind of... counterproductive.

[Lilianna]

Because I'm adorable? And I'm going to be an engineer, Don. You can't tell me that, as the only female in most of my classes, I won't get hit on by a lot of creepy nerds. And with my boobs, the jocks will too. Creeps and jocks get punched.

[Don Alexander]

I will continue this behavior next year, and intend fully to punch any male I desire in the face at FSU next year.
Love, Lily.

I quote verbatim.

So you will get hit on by a lot of nerds. Check. And jocks. Check. But if you intend to punch any guys you desire - and you also state you intend to punch creeps and jocks... You desire being hit on by them.

ARGH LOOP SPLODES

Actually, I think you made a grammar mistake, wanting to write you'll punch anyone who desires you.

[midgetshrimp]

No, it makes perfect sense. She will punch any male she desires [to punch](<understood) in the face. You're just over reading it, mr scientist.

[Lilianna]

Thank you, Mr. Nifty Cafe World av.

[Don Alexander]

I'm just trying to show my engineer daughter that she will need precision in language, not just machine tools!

Sooo, Lily will become the ultimate nerd nightmare. "Look and be touched... hard!"

[Lilianna]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES.

But I'm still happy about getting into FSU. The only other kid I know personally who applied got wait-listed. And two preppy cheerleaders got in, but it's their third choice. I reserve the right to punch my fellow 'noles in the face. I will make a t-shirt for the first day that says so as a legal disclaimer.

[Don Alexander]

By the way, my uni is also named FSU (Friedrich-Schiller Universität).

[Lilianna]

YES SCHOOL ACRONYM BUDDIES.

[midgetshrimp]

My school just has a whole lotta UMF. We put in the effort.

[GermanMerc]

After reading the entry thread again, i dont think i as a more or less normal man could ever compete in that

[Don Alexander]

*Shakes mighty fist at Midge*

You bastard!

GM, Xar: Pfffft. I don't want to hear this "I don't think I have a chance of winning, so I'm not entering." stuff. It's the playing which is fun!

I'll do mine tomorrow morning.

[Bear]

I just don't enter so i'm not accused of vote rigging or threatening to ban everyone if they don't vote for me

[Don Alexander]

Hey, this is the ebil contest.

No evil allowed.