Cleavage Contest Discussion Thread(Joker Cleavage Vote Now!)

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Which Joker has the Epic-est Moobage?

GothPoet
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15%
MerchManDan
11
28%
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44%
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5
13%
 
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Re: Cleavage Contest Discussion Thread(Joker Cleavage Vote N

Post by Lilianna » Fri Apr 29, 2011 1:44 pm

Artemisia wrote:
TellusEidolon wrote:I'm not that picky, i would be satisfied with a normal girl instead of a princess. :| :ymsigh:
I'm being silly and quoting Cinderella.
Actually, you were paraphrasing Snow White. </disneygeek>
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Post by Artemisia » Fri Apr 29, 2011 2:13 pm

It might have been Snow White. I haven't watched them in a long time.

And Ice, thank you for the offer, but aren't your friends on the other side of the ocean?
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Post by Iceman » Fri Apr 29, 2011 2:25 pm

Depends on where you are. And, technically, Iceland couldn't be more in the middle of it ;)
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Post by Artemisia » Fri Apr 29, 2011 2:53 pm

I live in the NE US. I love living here though. We have mountains, trees, rivers...
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Post by wrong wolf » Fri Apr 29, 2011 4:08 pm

Mountains! Trees! Rivers! Oh, my!

Oh, wait. That's supposed to be lions, tigers, and bears. \:d/
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Post by Iceman » Fri Apr 29, 2011 4:10 pm

Hey! Don't diss mountains and rivers. Trees, though... I'm not sure of them.... I'm going to the bad jokes now.
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Post by Artemisia » Fri Apr 29, 2011 4:19 pm

We have mountains, trees, rivers, rocks, we'll bless them all until we get fershnikered!
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Post by TellusEidolon » Fri Apr 29, 2011 4:56 pm

Lilianna wrote:
Artemisia wrote:
TellusEidolon wrote:I'm not that picky, i would be satisfied with a normal girl instead of a princess. :| :ymsigh:
I'm being silly and quoting Cinderella.
Actually, you were paraphrasing Snow White. </disneygeek>
Oh. Didn't recognice that. It has been over a decade since i've seen those two.
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Now you're quoting/imagining xena, Amirite? ;)

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I'm a timid person too. I actually had a friend do a psychology test on me for fun last year and out from that it told me i'd a submissive/submissive person type in a relationship. (although we did the quick/short test, could've been way more complicated and more accurate result)
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Post by MerchManDan » Fri Apr 29, 2011 5:28 pm

In desperation, I've uploaded my pics directly to my entry instead of linking to them. Because I'm apparently crazy enough to actually want to win this absurd contest. 8-}
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Post by Artemisia » Fri Apr 29, 2011 5:44 pm

TellusEidolon wrote:
Artemisia wrote:I'm looking for a warrior woman, I guess. . .with black hair, blue eyes . . .sigh.
Now you're quoting/imagining xena, Amirite? ;)

>.>

I'm a timid person too. I actually had a friend do a psychology test on me for fun last year and out from that it told me i'd a submissive/submissive person type in a relationship. (although we did the quick/short test, could've been way more complicated and more accurate result)
Noooo, not at all . . .(hides Xena poster) No, no Xena fandom here- not in the least- (hides Xena cards)
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Post by TellusEidolon » Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:16 pm

I thought so. :p :))

I used to watch that show in the 90's when it was sent on sundays along with hercules/young hercules/jack of all trades. :-B
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Post by Artemisia » Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:35 pm

In all fairness, I've had a 'thing' for black hair and blue eyes since I was about twelve. Still, I did drool over Xena lol.
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Post by TellusEidolon » Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:49 pm

You and me both. :ymblushing: I've a 'thing' for the aesthetics of both black haired and oriental women.
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Post by Iceman » Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:52 pm

Man, you two. It's just as good you aren't here. You'd dissolve my harem. ;) :D
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Post by Artemisia » Fri Apr 29, 2011 7:52 pm

Hey! No hoarding!

Anyway, I prefer my women more dominant. I don't know why.
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