The Christmas Ebilness Contest! : Entery Thread!

[thaldin]

*thinks Posse and her "teddy bear" stole the contest* hehe

[Phoenix]

*thinks Posse and her "teddy bear" stole the contest* hehe

Oh yes! You read my mind.

I's love to run my tongue along her...uh...teddy bears ;)

[LadySheDevil]

I suppose I'll throw my proverbial hat in.

Dearest, Wonderfullest, Beary-Claws,

I've been a mildly ebil girl this year.

I have planted numerous Mentos bombs, the majority of which I have personally witnessed the messiness that ensued. Nobody at work trusts a bottle of Diet Coke with a note that says "Take me!" anymore. And still, nobody suspects me... Because I don't drink Diet Coke! Dun-Dun-DUNNN!

I've also made special Ex-Lax brownies, and given them out to people who have made my life especially difficult this year... Trust me, only those who deserved it got them... I'm ebil, not evil. Trust me. My old boss deserved it. He was a dink.

As a fake graduation gift to one of my co-workers who hates bugs and anything to do with bugs, I gave her the gift of a necklace with a spider preserved inside the pendant. She freaked out. I died laughing.

I nigh-exclusively read slash fanfiction. My motto: "My fandom warns for het." Oh yes... Truly ebil, I am...

I have a habit of slashing all of my male friends together, in one big, kinky fanfic in my head. Since I can really only draw chibis, I sketch out the cuter scenes I come up with, because I am ebil, not evil, and refuse to draw chibi pr0n.

I've gotten several of my friends into slashy fandom as well. And there's just no turning back... EVER.

I make the most sinfully delicious chocolate bars at home, then feed them to friends and co-workers, ruining their diets for a whole day!

One of the main reasons I wish to pursue a career in massage therapy is, I'll be getting PAID to FEEL PEOPLE UP.

I also listen to ebil music, the heavier, the louder and more deafening, the better! And moar satanic growls, pleez!

I roll with this, the ebilest of all posses:


I also happen to possess the most ebilest thing that ever was ebil... That's right... The POD!


And, well... I guess if all else fails, the twins will bail me out.



With much lustful bribery involving a Bailey's bath, chocolate, and bacon,

LSD

[Bear]

Gee.... everyone seems to think that I am Beary-Claws. ;) *Removes Bear-Mas hat*

[LadySheDevil]

You mean, you're not? Oh, well okay...

*drains baileys bath and hogs the chocolate and bacon to herself*

I suppose the sponge toffee needs to go somewhere too...

[Bear]

What? Noooooooo

[Don Alexander]

Another contest where I will be second at best!!!

Damn you girls for having boobies!

And what am I to do against the POD??? Right, nothing.

[Phoenix]

*ponders adding another pic to add to my ebil-ness and my chances of winning*

Buweeheehee. And oh really, Mr Phoe? Hmm. ;)

Do it!

You have no idea

[Don Alexander]

Nice eyes!!!



(No. I really mean it. Truthfully and honestly. They were the first thing I saw. I am a face, and especially eyes+hair person.)

(This does not imply that the eyes were the thing I lingered on longest upon looking at the pic. )

Well, forumites, it's up to you. What is more powerful?? True Ebil?? Or boobs??

[Draven_Xero]

Well, forumites, it's up to you. What is more powerful?? True Ebil?? Or boobs??

uh, boobs...just the way it is.

[Pneumonica]

I have both and use both. Do not be jealous of my double powers. >:]

Ebil is as ebil does. Does that mean yours is tits up?

[Swayambhu]

HAHAHA EBIL AND BOOBIES HAHAHA

[personal picture edit'd out, out of aggravation]

I mean, why did we even bother calling this a Christmas Ebilness Contest? It's not even about ebil anymore, it's about tits.

Let's just call this the Christmas Cleavage Contest, but change all the Cs to Ks.

And no, this still isn't an entry.

I'll go back to lurking this thread moar nao.

[Don Alexander]

In that case, we must split between girls and guys again, or the guys are totally lost. and then Pneu will withdraw his impressively ebil entry...

Not good.

[Swayambhu]

Then less tit and more tat! (Whatever that means.)

Give guys a fighting chance, gals!

[Bear]

You have to admit tht it is impressively ebil though by using what nature gave you and not giving the guys a chance at all....

Entery time ends in 12 hours at 12midnight GMT.... Voting will appear soon after... ish.