The Christmas Ebilness Contest! : Entery Thread!

[Bear]

And now... drumroll please... Announcing our newest contest, sponsored by Bear.Inc and the Elder Cave... I present to you:

The First Annual Christmas Ebilness Contest!

What the contest you ask? What is Ebilness you ask? Is there a point entering as won't Bear win by default you cry... Don't worry, I can't enter ;)

Ebil is generally defined as :

1) Plesantly or cutely evil.
2) Slighly Evil, But without malicious intent.
3) A term to describe something naughty or kinky.

With that in mind, here is the contest. To enter, you have to write a letter in the form of:

"Deary Beary-Claws,

I've been very Ebil this year because...

.... Signed (Insert your name here)"

And then explain what you have done to warrent being Ebil in the form of said letter.

And now the rules!

1. This is an Ebilness Contest, not an Evilness contest. Anything along the lines of 'I beat up x person' or 'I stole x ammount of money' or anything deemed bad and jailable rather then ebil is not allowed.
2. Only 3 pictures maximum per entery, and these are to be behind links so people have to read the entery, rather then voting directly for a cute pic. Also, this is because Teen 16 rated nudity (nothing below the belt) will be allowed to demonstrate Ebilness. Please mark entery as Not Work Safe if you use this option!
3. In ammendmant to the above, please remember showing boobs or anything else for that matter doesn't signify ebilness, it's just shows a person is either open or a voyuer. True Ebilness stems from intent/actions ;)
4. Please describe real events only, rather then made up ones! Though exageration and embeleshing the facts are allowed, as that is deemed ebil to do.

Other guidelines posted as and when they are thought of.

The prize will be... A Special Ebilest Formite Title, chosen by you, and a nice spangley colour for your name. Everyone can enter and voting catagories will be decided based upon the number of enterants. At the moment this is in divisions with people placed randomly, rather then a straight male / female split.

Entries will be accepted until Midnight GMT on Thursday the 18th, then Voting will take place until Midnight on Tuesday the 23rd. Winners will be announced on the 24th or Christmas Eve.

[Eight]

Dear Beary-Claws,

I have been a Ebil little boy this year for many a reason.
Foremost amongst these is flashing my awesome tits at various college classmates.
Let's not go into that.

I was ebil in skiving off a trip to the Tate Modern and randomly going into a Starbucks opposite the Shakespeare Globe, then subsequently mixing a leftover sachet of ketchup that I picked up in a service station into my friend's hot chocolate while they went to the little girl's room. That was fun.

I helped write a song called God Loves Acoustic Death (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=G3LUbctQD ... re=channel)......blasphemy in song. God knows how many people will be offended by it.

Other ebil acts include pinning a condom to someone's artwork, pulling chairs out from under people, farting loudly and deliberatley, and poking people with sticks.

Mwa ha ha.

Here are those sweeeeeeeet tits I told you about.... ;)

http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee6/ ... re0014.jpg

Now I claim the first topless shots of the contest!

This is my eeeeebil face.....honest.

http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee6/ ... re0013.jpg

y so srs?
http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee6/ ... -joker.jpg




Also, it's blatentley obvious that the female who posts pictures of her naked breasts will win. Let's just make this a boob conetst. ;)

[thaldin]

Pfft showing boobs or anything else for that matter doesn't signify ebilness, it's just shows a person is either open or a voyuer =)

Ebilness stems from intent/actions =)

[thaldin]

Well, short of being ebil to my son and g/f....

I constantly use the "puppy" (who is 6 1/2 months old and over 60 lbs already) as a tackling implement by tossing dog toys at him when he sits on the ground. Koda tackles him and pins him down licking him and gnawing on him hehe

Snuck up on my son because I walk softly and tickled him for good measure to remind him that dad's always watching...

I've made my son think I was sitting in ambush for him with a nerf gun by sitting the gun just in visual range so he can see the tip of it from his bedroom. He thinks I'm hiding behind the wall when I'm really downstairs or something.... pins him in his room heh

During Halloween I rigged up a dropping spider to scare the kids and g/f first time she walked up the steps to the front door.....the shrieks were...wonderful!

To co-workers... who forget to lock their desktops, they end up with Carebears as their backgrounds for punishment =)

I hid Think-Geek Annoy-a-trons around my office =) and even at my office in Utah hehe

What else have I done this year? heh

• Stuff I've done not this year...
• pulled about one half inch tobacco out of my mom's cigarettes and placed a couple matchheads in them, then repacked the tobacco... She took a long drag and the thing lit up hehe
• Rigged flour bombs over friends doors so when they open it, it tears open a packet and "kills them" hehe
• Along the spider theme, my step-father is deathly afraid of them, so I rigged one up at head level because he would walk around in the dark..
• Stole all the mouseballs from the mice (attached to the computers folks!), my own included and placed them in someone's desk to incriminate him... (later people stole everything off his desk but 1 mouseball...I was dying)

Who knows whatelse.... Co-workers cubes and computers have been filled with various items, taped up items to phones, monitors, keyboards...

Hell, I took a screenshot of someone's desktop, made it their background and deleted all their icons, they were clicking for like 5 minutes hehe

Yeah I'm a prankster...

[Peppercat]

To co-workers... who forget to lock their desktops, they end up with Carebears as their backgrounds for punishment =)

Hell, I took a screenshot of someone's desktop, made it their background and deleted all their icons, they were clicking for like 5 minutes hehe

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA AWESOME!!!!! I do the background thing too! But I put porn pictures XD lol I'll do the desktop screenshot asap!

Yeah I'm a prankster...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

At last I have met a match!!!

[cyanide_sweet]

Dear Beary-Claws,

I have been a VERY Ebil little girl this year. This summer I threw a party, and when it was crashed by authority, spent quite a while hiding in a hot tub with about four others.

I started a food fight in a used car dealership. With WHOLE pizzas. They were not pleased.

Challenged a room full of guys and lesbians (long story) to a game of strip poker, then turned the entire game to my advantage, so not only did I win the game and stayed mostly clothed, but all the males were in their boxers v. drunk wearing bras of the ladies. they didn't know what hit 'em

One day when bored, me and an Ebil sidekick/minion rearranged all the furniture in the house, including using a couch tipped on end to block the stairs.

Helped a friend blend a pizza in the blender, then videotaped him drinking it... and subsequently throwing up. In the same day we felt it was necessary to change the real estate landscape of the community... by moving all the "For Sale" signs in the middle of the night to places like schools and churches. Plus, stop signs look much better when rather than just saying "Stop" they say "Stop VOLDEMORT". I think of it as a public service announcement.

Convinced a bus driver to turn his city bus into a party bus. Lots of techno and dancing

I threw a Halloween party, plenty with lots of zombies, satan worship, eating rubber eyeballs, and fights to the death between Jedi, Wolverine, and a sexy-goth faerie.

I have learned some lessons though! Such as, started a rave party in a hotel on a school trip gets you in trouble... even if the techno music is only 5 guys beatboxing loudly. Some people don't appreciate it if they are given a surprise lapdance by a boy with pants full of ice. And, people are often surprised if they wake up with full body sharpie tattoos! I thought I was being rather artistic with the last one, I especially thought "BALLS" on the forehead in rainbow was a nice touch. Oh, and you get kicked off the field for whistling and shouting "YUMMY" when the Senior Boys Volleyball team is warming up. *shifty eyes*

And here's why I'm Ebil...

*pics removed*

Signed, cyanide_sweet

[Don Alexander]

Oh, wow, these are wonderful fun!!!

I fear I won't be entering...

My RL is terribly boring and I am not a prankster...

[Swayambhu]

Dear Beary-Claws,

I beat cancer.

And by cancer, I mean children.

So what does that earn me for Christmas this year?

Yours truly,
Booby Bunny~

P.S.: This isn't an entry, I just felt like throwing in my random two cents into the thread.

[Bear]

Okay.. since I'm too lazy to edit enteries more.... *Points to rules* Pics are to be kept to links rather then posted images so people have to actually read the enteries fully please!

/end modding

Three enteries already? I'm so proud of our ebil forumites *sniff* ;) just hope we get more before the entering period closes.

Pfft showing boobs or anything else for that matter doesn't signify ebilness, it's just shows a person is either open or a voyuer =)
Ebilness stems from intent/actions =)

Re-read what you wrote about intent and actions, then say again how flashing can't be ebil ;) . Besides, I'm glad that CS took the high ground and went with massive clevage instead... mm.. clevage... so ebil to tempt us all. Probably need to ammend that rule somehow... or add your quote as a rule 4.

Oh, wow, these are wonderful fun!!!
I fear I won't be entering...
My RL is terribly boring and I am not a prankster...

Enter anyway.. its just for fun and you might win by being the anti-Ebil ;)

P.S.: This isn't an entry, I just felt like throwing in my random two cents into the thread.

Are you going to enter properly? Please... Pretty Please? Previous contest winners are allowed to enter. And remember its an 'Ebil' contest, not an Evil contest.

[Phoenix]

Dear Beary-Claws,

I beat cancer.

And by cancer, I mean children.

So what does that earn me for Christmas this year?

Yours truly,
Booby Bunny~

P.S.: This isn't an entry, I just felt like throwing in my random two cents into the thread.

Epic

But...booby bunny? Odd choice...explain! 0_o

I'm not entering either. I can't compete with Thaldin's sneakery (ha, 'sneakery'), or Cyanide's cleavage!

[cyanide_sweet]

Okay.. since I'm too lazy to edit enteries more.... *Points to rules* Pics are to be kept to links rather then posted images so people have to actually read the enteries fully please!

/end modding

Three enteries already? I'm so proud of our ebil forumites *sniff* ;) just hope we get more before the entering period closes.

Pfft showing boobs or anything else for that matter doesn't signify ebilness, it's just shows a person is either open or a voyuer =)
Ebilness stems from intent/actions =)

Re-read what you wrote about intent and actions, then say again how flashing can't be ebil ;) . Besides, I'm glad that CS took the high ground and went with massive clevage instead... mm.. clevage... so ebil to tempt us all. Probably need to ammend that rule somehow... or add your quote as a rule 4.

Oopsies! Fixed it, thanks for letting me know. And yes, I totally took the high ground

[Lilianna]

Dear Non-Denominational Overlord of Ebil-Mas,

I've been very, VERY ebil this year! In fact, I've been SOOOOO ebil I'll be bureacr... boroughcratic... business-like and use a list!

1. The display of boobs. I'm sorry, Beary-Claus, but there are no pictures of this torture, but I've made a habit of wearing a low-cut shirt and wearing a jacket with only the top button fastened. It makes a nice, neat little frame.
2. The assisting of rumors. I know you'd be proud of me. I helped accelerate the rumor about our band director leaving for our rival school. It was deliciously entertaining.
3. The profanities. It's REALLY fun to cuss somebody out under my breath. The insults in foreign languages 101 really helped with this ebilness.
4. The punching and kicking. Apparently girls go into the fetal position if kicked hard enough in the crotch, too. But I don't recommend it, Beary-Claus. I'm always afraid I'll end up with my foot stuck in their slit.
5. The blatant rule breaking. Ooh I text messaged during classes. I'm a rebel without a cause. And without actually rebelling woot.
6. I stole a lot of mocha frappuccinos from my friends this year. Double ebil, because they did not have coffee and I was too hyper to tolerate.

Well, Beary-Claus, oh Lord of Ebil-Mas, these are just a VERY FEW of my ebilness this year. Please, give me lots of coal. I need it to throw at idiots so that I can be even ebiller next year.

Fondly, Lilianna

[Swayambhu]

P.S.: This isn't an entry, I just felt like throwing in my random two cents into the thread.

Are you going to enter properly? Please... Pretty Please? Previous contest winners are allowed to enter. And remember its an 'Ebil' contest, not an Evil contest.

Aw, sorry, I don't think I'd do well in this contest. My idea of "ebil" is setting fire to an orphanage.

[Dirty n Evil]

Aw, sorry, I don't think I'd do well in this contest. My idea of "ebil" is setting fire to an orphanage.

I've seen a picture of you molesting a small elephant that contradicts you, Sway. ;)

[Swayambhu]

Aw, sorry, I don't think I'd do well in this contest. My idea of "ebil" is setting fire to an orphanage.

I've seen a picture of you molesting a small elephant that contradicts you, Sway. ;)

Reminds me, I survived an angry encounter with said elephant's ancestor. :o



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