Lonely Hearts Contest 2011: Entry Thread ***VOTE NOW!***

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Who is most deserving of having their heart unlonelified?? :D

Poll ended at Tue Mar 01, 2011 7:35 pm

Azrael
4
5%
Nathan Dorian
4
5%
mac2
3
4%
Lighthawk
8
10%
CyanideAngel
3
4%
MerchManDan
3
4%
Pneumonica
3
4%
DruffyB
5
6%
Tenjen
3
4%
JVDifferent
8
10%
Gil Hamilton
0
No votes
Lilianna
6
8%
Java
5
6%
Dirty n Evil
12
15%
midgetshrimp
5
6%
ExplodingJoe
2
3%
Don Alexander
6
8%
 
Total votes: 80

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Java
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Re: Lonely Hearts Contest 2011: Entry Thread

Post by Java » Tue Feb 15, 2011 3:34 am

Reenact "Ghost" Scene

Aspiring Artist looking for someone to
make pottery with all night long.
Must enjoy getting hands dirty and stoking
my kiln for hours at a time.

"Dirty Dancing" skills a plus

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Re: Lonely Hearts Contest 2011: Entry Thread

Post by Dirty n Evil » Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:00 am


He Shoots... Score!!!

Hockey fanatic seeking cute puck bunny.
Ditch the refs and we'll get plenty of
roughing penalties. Make me your #1
overall pick. Looking for full season, not
just a single game appearance.
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Re: Lonely Hearts Contest 2011: Entry Thread

Post by midgetshrimp » Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:52 am

Come Sail Away

Searching for mate.
Wild adventures in moonlit grotto,
Witty banter, swashbucklery, and must be fit to sail.
Interviews in captain’s quarters. Multiple positions available.
Simultaneous applications/interviews accepted. Savvy?
Exuberant High Captain Mod-siah of the Elder Council, Grand Official Bard.
Who needs sex when you have Menage a 3?

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Re: Lonely Hearts Contest 2011: Entry Thread

Post by ExplodingJoe » Tue Feb 22, 2011 3:32 am

Light My Fire

Seeking woman/bombshell who enjoys explosions.
Caution: all bombshells may be relabled American and dropped
on foreign soil after dinner and sensual massage.
Warning: I may suddenly disapear for a year then return
seeking affection.
"If you aren't gonna say exactly how and what you feel, you might as well not say anything at all." ~ Johnny Cash
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Re: Lonely Hearts Contest 2011: Entry Thread

Post by Don Alexander » Wed Feb 23, 2011 2:00 pm

Top Secret Luv
Sithlord and Secret Agent (NWO, Mindcontrol),
seeks likeminded Female Futurist,
to Transcend Boundaries, exchange Body Fluids,
Reign by Fear, Dominate the Weak, Use Science!
Our Empire WILL Rise, make sure you are on the Right Side.
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Re: Lonely Hearts Contest 2011: Entry Thread ***VOTE NOW!***

Post by Don Alexander » Fri Feb 25, 2011 7:39 pm

VOTING IS UP!!!
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