Guidelines: Read over everything before entering. This isn't based purely on looks.
Even though you can vote for yourself, its polite not to.
Note: Please use the old entery thread to talk about the contest further.
Arantor wrote:And here's my entry. (I know I said I wasn't up to it, but after a day spent getting frustrated with 400 lines of code and spending a fortune getting my heating fixed, I'm past caring)
Bribery entry: None. But may I remind all present that in every battle, history only records the winners. And if you annoy those who record the history, you might find later generations just ignoring you or, worse, scorning you.
Plea Bargin / Why I deserve to be the cutest forumite: Because I had the fore-thought and wisdom to only provide you with a cutified facsimile of me. I'm far less cute in real life and my beard is way more uncontrolled - the majority of it is 1/2 inch long but there are random beard hairs that are 2 inches long! And thankfully no grey yet in the beard, although I am going grey/silver elsewhere. It's weird pulling out a shiny 2 foot long hair, but it is kinda beautiful in a way, it shines so prettily.
Heck, if I can't win with bribery, perhaps by introducing Hope And Change I can win by being honest. Thank you, thank you, I'll be here till Thursday. And God (whichever god(s/dess/desses) you choose to believe in) bless us, every one.
I just got caught up in other scribly duties like trying to transcribe more strips for WordOwl, playing a fan remake of Turrican and plundering the vastness of space as a Star Pirate.
Don Alexander wrote:And, thus!! To become proud standard bearer of all non-cute-y virgin forumites!!
I shall go and henceforth cast my application form for the contest of the cutest forumite 2008!!
Brain Bleach sold separately.
Name: Don "Grand High Smart" Alec
Looks entry:
Taken last year at an "official photo-shoot" for author pictures - my boss, a diploma student and myself had written two popular science articles on Gamma-Ray Bursts for two German astronomy/physics magazines.
Funness entry:
ARRRRHHHH!!! YE SCURVY NIGHT GAUNTS!!!! PIECES OF FIVE! PIECES OF FIVE!! I SEE DEAD CULTISTS!! CTHULHU FRIES FTW!!!
(same session - unpublished)
Bribery entry: NONE!! My campaign platform is integrity! It has been a great honor for me to be allowed to compete in this contest, therefore I will apply my highest moral standrads to the race... [Rest of ranting monolog shut off]
Plea Bargin / Why I deserve to be the cutest forumite: If I am voted cutest forumite, I promise never to become mod and abuse my moddy powers to correct the typos in ebearyone's posts and signatures.
Eight wrote:No entries, you say?
Well then, I shall make my presence felt!
Name: Merrick, aka Eight
Looks Entery:
Yeh, yeh, I know I have no good looks, but I needed to post something. ;)
Funness Entery:
Ceci n'est pas une pipe...
Bribary Entery: If I don't win, I'll post newdz of myself/If I do win, I'll post newdz of myself. Delete one option as necessary, dependant on if you want newdz or not.
Plea Bargin / Why I deserve to be the cutest forumite: Basically, because I'm new, and wish to make my presence felt. And I'll give you secks if I win.
Scaramouche wrote:Me.
Me when I was working for the Shogun.
Before the battle. We were all black and white back then. Usually.
In power armour.
Leading the revolution.
I'm also a ninja.
When I ruled Iraq.
When I was 18 and in the navy. This one is actually real.
I put on the Dath Vader outfit for the university's open day.
Darth Me again.
Tenjen wrote:WEll if iam gonna do something, i better do it right.
Name :Shaun Albert Stump
Looks Entery: http://img90.imageshack.us/my.php?image=005831pr9.jpg
Funness Entery: Iam a huge and imaginatively depraved perv, both in action and in words. I open peoples minds and make them realise things from a view they havent considered before. When applied to sex and derivatives...it gets REAL interesting.
Bribary Entery: I have loads of porn, hentai and RL. There something for all tastes. Plus i promise cuter shots
Plea Bargin / Why I deserve to be the cutest forumite: Winning this doenst matter to me as much as the fun of attending and talking in this thread! Its the experiene that matters, not the lovely wet warm oozing spunk pouring all consuming nirvana inducing orgasm at the end.
Pfhreak wrote:You can all blame severe lack of sleep for me thinking entering would be a good idea...
Name: Mike
LooksFun
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Bribery... Uh... Oh, I know! u can has dulce de leche if'n u vote 4 me
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Gil Hamilton wrote:Name: Gil Hamilton (Dave Wooldridge)
Looks Entery:
Funness Entery:
Funny story. I'm from the Pennsylvania snowbelt in a town called Edinboro. As the name implies, Lake Erie makes us his bottom six months out of the year, such as dumping a foot and a half of snow on us over the course of two days. Last year, I went to war with Lake Erie, and here is the result.
http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb41 ... wninja.jpg
Bribary Entery:
If I win the male aspect of the contest, I will send you a guaranteed visit from the Bosom Faerie.
http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb41 ... faerie.jpg (probably not safe for work due to large cartoon bosoms)
Plea Bargin / Why I deserve to be the cutest forumite.
I deserve to be the Cutest Forumite because I'm good enough, smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me. Plus, when I wear Buddy Holly glasses, I look alot like a somewhat chubby Clark Kent and everyone like Superman, right? Unless Lex Luthor is a contest judge.
midgetshrimp wrote:Ok, the moment you've all been waiting for... will come at the end of this post!
Name: Ugo J. Liberti, III
Looks Entry:
Right after I wake up:
It wouldn't rotate for some reason.
Clothed!
Funness Entry:
Hair is fun, right?
Bribery Entry:
What you've all been waiting for! Cake!
And for those of you without, I give the gift... of snow!
Plea Bargain:
I Want You!
To Vote Me Cute!
Please?
Or else I'll sick Mufasa on you.
I haz a vote!!!!! 
to the anonymous voter, whoever you may be.
, in the business of keeping the little Platypus in business
