Haiku Contest 2011: Entry Thread *VOTE NOW!*

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Which wordsmith created the best Haiku?

Poll ended at Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:34 pm

Azrael
1
3%
yiraheerai
10
26%
MuchachoNL
1
3%
BlairFan
4
10%
Ecchi-Spud
2
5%
Don Alexander
8
21%
midgetshrimp
2
5%
GothPoet
3
8%
Lighthawk
2
5%
Dirty n Evil
6
15%
 
Total votes: 39

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Haiku Contest 2011: Entry Thread *VOTE NOW!*

Post by Don Alexander » Thu Jan 06, 2011 3:50 pm

The Third Annual January Haiku Contest!

Here we are again with this easy-to-do, fun little contest. Write a Haiku!! (Or several - you can enter up to three verses for one Haiku.)

The format will still be the traditional 5 / 7 / 5 syllable arrangement.

Examples from a certain bear can be found in last year's contest.

Theres only three rules:

1. Only 1 Haiku in the given format of up to 3 verses may be entered per person.
2. No pictures or bribes.
3. Keep to the established forum guidelines with your entries.

The entry period is from now until the 27th of January. After which voting will take place until the 31st.

As always the prize is a shiny name color and rank title (if someone wins or is close to first place who does not have a title yet, that is).

This thread is for entries only, All discussion and questions to be in the normal related discussion thread.

EDIT: VOTING IS UP!!! YOU HAVE THREE VOTES AND FOUR DAYS!!!!
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Re: Haiku Contest 2011: Entry Thread

Post by Azrael » Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:25 am

Yuki makes a turn
While Kiley is the new nut
Sonya likes Gary

Zii digs a deep hole
DiDi's breast still distract all
Dillon gets Amber

Sandra, DeVille, Rob
Disappear. Lita as well
Nathan, a jackhole
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Re: Haiku Contest 2011: Entry Thread

Post by yiraheerai » Tue Jan 11, 2011 4:50 am

Anxiety comes
And so I hug myself tight
Comfort comes slowly

Silence is golden
Or so they keep telling me
They never hear it

There was a boob one
I had it composed, see
It just wasn't right
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Re: Haiku Contest 2011: Entry Thread

Post by MuchachoNL » Tue Jan 11, 2011 3:51 pm

"When Zii met Yuki"
Is a tale we don't know
Let us hope we will

Yuki loves Gary
But has a tentacle fear
Will Kiley succeed?

Transformers are cool
Gary fixed Overlord
Zii is like "Oh snap!"
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Re: Haiku Contest 2011: Entry Thread

Post by BlairFan » Wed Jan 12, 2011 12:35 am

Very talented
Haiku writers are to be
Found on this forum.

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Re: Haiku Contest 2011: Entry Thread

Post by Ecchi-Spud » Wed Jan 12, 2011 5:06 pm

Ace Wolfhart, student,
Victim of Blair's pervy spell.
Poor little Puppy.

Old clothes fit no more.
Now deals with naughty classmates
And slumber parties.

Trapped as a girl,
Will Ace return as a boy,
Or shall GrAce remain?
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Re: Haiku Contest 2011: Entry Thread

Post by Don Alexander » Wed Jan 12, 2011 6:29 pm

Petals Freeze

Frost tomb, crystal clear
Rose petals dance upon ice
Plucked from pasts warm

Winter is here now
The world is shrouded in gloom
Nothing perceived

Hone thy words, poet
Gaze upon the frozen stream
I'm feeling so cold...


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Re: Haiku Contest 2011: Entry Thread

Post by midgetshrimp » Wed Jan 12, 2011 9:38 pm

Peter Piper picked
A peck of pickled peppers
It fits in Haiku

Old Mother Hubbard
Also fitting in Haiku
Sat in a cupboard

Old nursery rhymes
I'm sure I could think of more
But I'm too lazy. (Also, three stanzas)
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Re: Haiku Contest 2011: Entry Thread

Post by GothPoet » Wed Jan 12, 2011 10:27 pm

This is a haiku
My laziness is unmatched
1 2 3 4 5
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Post by Lighthawk » Sun Jan 16, 2011 12:43 am

Amazons and nerds
Double helpings of vampires
Gender confusion

Crazy Asian chicks
Werewolves, Succubi, Snake girls
Relationship mess

Evil little dolls
Het, hom, and trans sexuals
Pixie Trix Comix
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Re: Haiku Contest 2011: Entry Thread

Post by BlairFan » Mon Jan 17, 2011 11:21 pm

My favorite doll
Has incredibly good taste
But has no manners.

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Re: Haiku Contest 2011: Entry Thread

Post by Dirty n Evil » Tue Jan 18, 2011 11:51 am

My Haiku ode to School Bites.

Cherri Creeper dreams
Christopher's lips to touch hers
Showering embrace

Anarchy Bunny
Stuffed rabbit so very cool
Awesomely cuddly

Imp and Sugar Shock
A surprise couple but fun
Skinny dipping time
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