The Lonely Hearts Contest! Entry Thread **VOTE NOW!**

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Who's lonely heart has caused the most yearning???

Poll ended at Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:18 pm

Ecchi-Spud
1
4%
MerchManDan
4
15%
Azrael
1
4%
yiraheerai
9
33%
MarkyThirteen
0
No votes
The Nick
6
22%
Don Alexander
2
7%
Dirty n Evil
4
15%
 
Total votes: 27

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The Lonely Hearts Contest! Entry Thread **VOTE NOW!**

Post by midgetshrimp » Mon Mar 05, 2012 9:19 pm

Due to the last year's success, we will be presenting the Second Annual Lonely Hearts Contest! This was a February contest last year, but we said screw it and now it's in March! We'll be sticking with DnE's rules, because he explained them so well and I'm too lazy to change them! :D
Dirty n Evil wrote:Hello, forum! To switch things up a little bit this year, we're trying a new contest - being that February is the awful month with that dreaded holiday of Valentine's Day in it, we're writing a playful little entry in the theme of a personal ad. Now, this isn't you writing an actual personal ad... instead, make up a personal ad based on your the little persona you've built up here through the forums. Tenjen is the perfect example - hope you don't mind me pointing you out here, Tenjen. But in real life he's not a lynx kitteh, as much as I'd enjoy seeing a lynx actually typing away at a keyboard. If you're fairly new and you don't feel like you've "built up" enough of a persona on the boards yet? No problem! Just have a bit of fun and write it up as an exaggerated version of yourself.

The criteria of the contest are as such:
1. All entries must be a total of 35 words or less.
2. Must have a headline (written in bold) atop the remainder of the paragraph that is no more than three words total.
3. No pictures or bribes.
4. Keep to the established forum guidelines with your entries.

And just in case people want a little suggestion, here is a mock-up entry to inspire...

Evil Maniac Love
Despot of all he surveys seeks adoring minion to be
by his side as he crushes those futile enough to
oppose him. Let's rule the world together!
No smokers, no players please.


The entry period is from now until the 26th of March. After which voting will take place until the 31st. This thread is for entries only, all discussion should be put in the appropriate discussion thread.

As always the prize is a shiny name color and rank title (if someone wins or is close to first place who does not have a title yet, that is).
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Re: The Lonely Hearts Contest! Entry Thread

Post by Ecchi-Spud » Thu Mar 08, 2012 4:33 pm

(Borrowing a bit from the early days of Ménage à 3; seemed to fit.)


Hopelessly Romantic Perv
In the never-ending search
Of fellow soulmates
For the pursuit and enjoyment of:
Old and foreign films,
Techno music,
Muchas Smoochas,
And good wholesome kinky fun.
Cute butts a must.
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Post by MerchManDan » Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:31 am

Be My Druidess
Nerd-at-large (mostly harmless) seeks She-geek to share
Big adventure, tons of fun. Must have beautiful heart, be
Faithful and strong. Sharing kindness, it's an easy feat - sorry,
Got distracted. Also, Star Wars.
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Post by Azrael » Fri Mar 09, 2012 12:20 pm

Let's Make Mischief

Looking for trouble?
Must love: Pantry raids, Mod-throne sheddings and clawings
Shouting blue flames from high places and snarks from the Balcony.
Enjoyment of: Critter BBQ, seafood, music, movies, anime, games,
pranks, and puns a must.
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Post by yiraheerai » Mon Mar 12, 2012 12:16 am

If You Want...

Shy girl with heart aflutter
seeking a strong, sturdy person to bring out
the best of me- that is, if you don't mind.
Must love animals and warm cuddles.
A mask, any mask, whether horned like a beast or feathered like an angel is the face of immortality. Meet me in Cognito, baby. In Cognito, we'll have nothing to hide. - Jitterbug Perfume by Tom Robbins

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Post by MarkyThirteen » Mon Mar 12, 2012 11:29 pm

UNIQUE INDIVIDUAL
Seeks companion
On my level
Can keep up (I can't move fast)
Likes speaking intellectually (about BRAIIIINS)
Likes the night sky (as that's when I'm usually about)
and can PROVIDE ME WITH A HEART

you know where to apply
Marky Thirteen, resident ghoulscout
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We're letting you go, the shadows are calling
One last goodbye, we're all here beside you
Your soul will fade like a rose in the dark, but your memory remains....

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Re: The Lonely Hearts Contest! Entry Thread

Post by The Nick » Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:19 am

Three Word Limit

Wanted: someone who appreciates stupid pictures, berets on cats, and quotes out of context. Filthy-richness preferred. Send love-letters and pix via PM! Turn this =(( into :x (do smilies count against my limit?)
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Re: The Lonely Hearts Contest! Entry Thread

Post by Don Alexander » Mon Mar 26, 2012 10:39 pm

GO FOR BROKE

Starving, not-so-well-off scientific mastermind
seeks damsel in distress with rich parents
to save him from this desultory path
towards lonely armageddon. Sense of humor
a must, cuteness appreciated too.
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Post by Dirty n Evil » Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:55 am

Pan seeks Tinkerbell

Old soul with childish fey spirit seeks warm smile, impish sparkling eyes,
Plus an inner fire to melt the frost-numbness of today's world.
Bring your pixie dust, we'll fly away immediately.
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Re: The Lonely Hearts Contest! Entry Thread **VOTE NOW!**

Post by Don Alexander » Mon Apr 02, 2012 11:22 pm

Voting is open!!!

Voting runs for three days!

PLEASE NOTE THAT YOU HAVE TWO VOTES IN THIS CONTEST!!!
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