Haiku Contest 2012: Entry Thread ***VOTE NOW***

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Who is this year's best Haikusmith?? YOU HAVE TWO VOTES!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Poll ended at Fri Mar 02, 2012 1:50 pm

Gil Hamilton
2
17%
Azrael
1
8%
Iceman
2
17%
Count de Money
1
8%
BlairFan
3
25%
Radbaron
2
17%
Don Alexander
1
8%
 
Total votes: 12

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Haiku Contest 2012: Entry Thread ***VOTE NOW***

Post by Don Alexander » Fri Feb 03, 2012 1:40 pm

How about another contest? ;)

The Fourth Annual January Haiku Contest!

Here we are again with this easy-to-do, fun little contest. Write a Haiku!! (Or several - you can enter up to three verses for one Haiku.)

The format will still be the traditional 5 / 7 / 5 syllable arrangement.

Examples from last year's contest.

Theres only three rules:

1. Only 1 Haiku in the given format of up to 3 verses may be entered per person.
2. No pictures or bribes.
3. Keep to the established forum guidelines with your entries.

The entry period is from now until the 25th of February. After which voting will take place until the 1st of March.

As always the prize is a shiny name color and rank title (if someone wins or is close to first place who does not have a title yet, that is).

This thread is for entries only, All discussion and questions to be in the normal related discussion thread.
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Re: Haiku Contest 2012: Entry Thread

Post by Gil Hamilton » Fri Feb 03, 2012 4:31 pm

Cerise seeks out props
Hopeful arrows fall sadly
The shippers lament

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Re: Haiku Contest 2012: Entry Thread

Post by Azrael » Sat Feb 04, 2012 11:01 am

Zii gets a steady
DiDi still has no big O
Wow, Gary gets laid

Cerise, Mel make moves
Ponies invade, make big splash
Tiff saves Faith's bacon
Grand Low Maker of Mischief, Claw of Chaos, Fang of Anarchy

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Re: Haiku Contest 2012: Entry Thread

Post by Iceman » Sun Feb 05, 2012 2:21 am

Eftir langan dag
Þykir mér gott að leggjast
niður og sofna.


I think this encapsulates the meanings of haiku verses.
The iceman cometh

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Re: Haiku Contest 2012: Entry Thread

Post by Count de Money » Tue Feb 07, 2012 8:44 pm

Only one? Aw!

For Menage a 3:
Buttmonkey can't win
Finally Kiley screws him
Instant stud Gary

For Eerie Cuties:
Mayhem threatens school
"Chaos and doom!" screams Nina
Pervert doll saves all

For Magick Chicks:
Hellrunes' plan backfires
Off to Artemis with them
Witches, beware Faith

And one more, (mostly) tongue-in-cheek:
Guys, stop complaining
These characters are not real
It's a webcomic
"Tall and dark and really handsome ... the hunk from Oo-Oo-Nima's real dumb ... And when he strolls, each one he strolls by goes, 'BLEAAAAAAH!'"
-- Dot Warner

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Re: Haiku Contest 2012: Entry Thread

Post by BlairFan » Fri Feb 17, 2012 8:12 pm

EC Haiku

Outside the shower,
A small doll waits patiently,
For best panties yet.

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Re: Haiku Contest 2012: Entry Thread

Post by Radbaron » Fri Feb 17, 2012 8:22 pm

Once upon a time
Mystical land, Montreal
Desiree awaits.

Orgasm, close so near
Matt, Dillon, now out of touch
The girls , now undone.

Yuki's kick, in crotch
Knocked down , love's labor lost
Return , rising sun.
Red Corsair of Questionable European Nobility.
And I need an avatar. <fixed>
668 , Neighbour of the Beast

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Re: Haiku Contest 2012: Entry Thread

Post by Don Alexander » Sun Feb 26, 2012 1:45 pm

MYTHIC

I open a pack
A glow rises in my eyes
My lips crease, a smile

I feel elated
That red rarity symbol
This card is so cool!

But then my smile fades
Rated 1 on Gatherer
It's Archangel's Light...

(c) REDMAN 26. 02. 2012
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