The X-mas Ebilness Contest 2011!! *VOTE NOW*
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 3:23 am
The X-mas Ebilness Contest 2011
Once again we gather under the Christmas tree, and...
...dribble hot wax down our neighbour's shirt...
...equip the lametta with laser pointers to madden the cat...
...grind up some roofies in the milk we put out for Santa...
... and are just generally EBIL!!
Just to remind everyone that Ebil is generally defined as :
1) Pleasantly or cutely evil.
2) Slighly Evil, but without malicious intent.
3) A term to describe something naughty or kinky.
With that in mind, here is the contest. To enter, you have to write a letter to our seasonal deity Beary-Claws (or Frankie-Claus if you prefer )in the form of:
"Deary Beary / Frankie -Claws,
I've been very Ebil this year because...
.... Signed (Insert your name here)"
And then explain what you have done to warrant being Ebil in the form of said letter.
Not keeping to this format is not yet deemed ebil enough, but nice try! ;)
And now the obligatory rules!
1. This is an Ebilness Contest, not an Evilness contest. Anything along the lines of 'I beat up x person' or 'I stole x amount of money' or anything deemed bad and jail-worthy rather then ebil is not allowed and will be reported to the proper authorities. Especially under the Deniable Defense Authorization Act!!
2. Only 3 pictures maximum per entry, and these have to be behind links so people have to read the entry, rather then voting directly for a cute/ebil pic. Also, this is because Teen 16 rated nudity (nothing frontal below the belt) will be allowed to demonstrate Ebilness. Please mark entry as Not Work Safe if you use this option!
3. In ammendment to the above, please remember showing boobs or anything else for that matter doesn't signify ebilness, it's just shows a person is either open or an exhibitionist. True Ebilness stems from intent/actions.
4. Please describe real events only, rather then made up ones! Though exaggeration and embellishing the facts are allowed, as that is deemed ebil too.
Normal Forum Guidelines apply.
The prize will be as always... A Shiny Ebilest Forumite Title, chosen by you, and a nice spangly color for your name, and much kudos for winning and being Ebil.
Entry period is from now until the 23rd of December, after which we'll have a 2 day voting period with the winner announced on Christmas Day. WE ARE KEEPING TO THIS SCHEDULE SO NO DILLY-DALLYING!
Once again we gather under the Christmas tree, and...
...dribble hot wax down our neighbour's shirt...
...equip the lametta with laser pointers to madden the cat...
...grind up some roofies in the milk we put out for Santa...
... and are just generally EBIL!!
Just to remind everyone that Ebil is generally defined as :
1) Pleasantly or cutely evil.
2) Slighly Evil, but without malicious intent.
3) A term to describe something naughty or kinky.
With that in mind, here is the contest. To enter, you have to write a letter to our seasonal deity Beary-Claws (or Frankie-Claus if you prefer )in the form of:
"Deary Beary / Frankie -Claws,
I've been very Ebil this year because...
.... Signed (Insert your name here)"
And then explain what you have done to warrant being Ebil in the form of said letter.
Not keeping to this format is not yet deemed ebil enough, but nice try! ;)
And now the obligatory rules!
1. This is an Ebilness Contest, not an Evilness contest. Anything along the lines of 'I beat up x person' or 'I stole x amount of money' or anything deemed bad and jail-worthy rather then ebil is not allowed and will be reported to the proper authorities. Especially under the Deniable Defense Authorization Act!!
2. Only 3 pictures maximum per entry, and these have to be behind links so people have to read the entry, rather then voting directly for a cute/ebil pic. Also, this is because Teen 16 rated nudity (nothing frontal below the belt) will be allowed to demonstrate Ebilness. Please mark entry as Not Work Safe if you use this option!
3. In ammendment to the above, please remember showing boobs or anything else for that matter doesn't signify ebilness, it's just shows a person is either open or an exhibitionist. True Ebilness stems from intent/actions.
4. Please describe real events only, rather then made up ones! Though exaggeration and embellishing the facts are allowed, as that is deemed ebil too.
Normal Forum Guidelines apply.
The prize will be as always... A Shiny Ebilest Forumite Title, chosen by you, and a nice spangly color for your name, and much kudos for winning and being Ebil.
Entry period is from now until the 23rd of December, after which we'll have a 2 day voting period with the winner announced on Christmas Day. WE ARE KEEPING TO THIS SCHEDULE SO NO DILLY-DALLYING!