The Beard/Mustache contest - Entry Thread!! VOTE NOW!!!

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EPIC BEARD BATTLES OFFFFFFFFF... HISTORY!!! WHO WON???

Poll ended at Sat Sep 10, 2011 9:11 am

Ravenhull
8
13%
MuchachoNL
7
11%
GothPoet
2
3%
Dirty n Evil
13
20%
MarkMoriquendi
1
2%
Don Alexander
10
16%
Gil Hamilton
6
9%
midgetshrimp
4
6%
Nibler
13
20%
 
Total votes: 64

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The Beard/Mustache contest - Entry Thread!! VOTE NOW!!!

Post by Don Alexander » Tue Aug 09, 2011 3:48 am

The Beard and/or Mustache Contest

A masculine counterpart to The Cleavage Contest, the rules are similar:

1) Contestants post pictures of their Beards and/or Mustaches.
2) Contestants who lack sufficient manliness to extrude a Beard and/or Mustache may utilize Fake and/or Prosthetic Beards and/or Mustaches, which will be entered into a separate category.
3) Entry period will last one full month, to give contestants who lack them time to extrude and/or obtain their Beards and/or Mustaches. Voting period will then commence, lasting of one full week, after which the owners of the best Beard and/or Mustache & the best Fake and/or Prosthetic Beard and/or Mustache will be declared winners, and granted all benefits said status customarily entails.

Get to bearding it!!! :-bd

As always, all discussion related to the contest goes in to the discussion thread, this thread is for entries only!!!
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Post by Ravenhull » Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:06 am

Serious....
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And, I might actually work on the handlebar...
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EDIT: Gah! I didn't realize how asymetrical it was. A little brushing and an overly serious look later:
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Post by Fen » Wed Aug 10, 2011 2:04 pm

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Post by MuchachoNL » Wed Aug 10, 2011 10:28 pm

This is what I have now (shaved).
I'll add another one in 3 weeks time.
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EDIT (2 weeks later):
I decided I'd still wanted to compete with DnE's Obi Wan Kenobi beard and thus trimmed down my goatee and sideburns after not having shaved for 11 days.
Result: My too-cool-to-shave-look.

(I know, the beard-growth is terrible...)

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EDIT (last day, final result):
Here it is... the fruit of my labor. It's not much, but it's a beard allright.
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Post by GothPoet » Thu Aug 11, 2011 10:53 pm

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Post by Dirty n Evil » Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:11 am

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Have a beer and envy the awesomeness of my beard! :D
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Re: The Beard/Mustache contest - Entry Thread!!

Post by MarkMoriquendi » Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:16 pm

ok here's my offering:
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or, my BLOODSTOCK BEARD!
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Re: The Beard/Mustache contest - Entry Thread!!

Post by Don Alexander » Sat Aug 27, 2011 9:35 am

The DA rocks the Beard 2011!

Sorry for the crummy taken in a dirty mirror shots, though...

The "Six weeks of no shaving in preparation for this contest mega-scruffy look":
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Cleaned up. Curtailed the stache, and shaved cheeks and the soul patch spot.
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The Hetfield beard - shot in such a way that you can't recognize it at all... #-o
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And finally, having removed everything except the absolutely necessary things :P
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Re: The Beard/Mustache contest - Entry Thread!!

Post by Gil Hamilton » Thu Sep 01, 2011 4:56 pm

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Since the contest started, I started extruding a manly beard, so you are seeing the fruit of my labor since about August 4th. This is also the Beard of Love, since my wife really likes beards and is thrilled I've been growing one. It is a Beard of History too, since it might not be apparent from the picture, but my beard is somewhat ginger. My maternal grandfather, whom I resemble, too had a ginger beard and brown hair, so a beard that bravely fought fascism and communism is returning to the world, though it has been re-purposed to fight academics at my Oral Exam coming up. :D

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Post by midgetshrimp » Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:10 am

Went to a friend's birthday party with the theme 'Come as your favorite (alcoholic) drink'. So I went as Captain Morgan:

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Post by Nibler » Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:44 am

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Post by Lilianna » Sun Sep 04, 2011 7:43 pm

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