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BEARD-OFF

SUIT UP!!

It's going to take me till the end of the month for me to enter the Manliest Contest this Forum Has Ever Seen, since I was clean shaven when I started (well, I have Manly Sideburns). I don't think I'm going to match the Manly Beards seen already, but I'll give it a shot since it has the side benefit that my wife loves facial hair.

Of course, I remember why I tend to stay clean shaven now. Goddamn is my face itchy!

GothPoet wrote:My Beard of Awesome vs DnE's Beard of Evil

Legen... wait for it... DARY!

DnE has a beard of Good... His beard was used as inspiration for the young Obi Wan Kenobi in Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith.

no, i say that inspiring a star wars prequel is pretty damn evil

I can think of worst things than being associated with Ewan McGregor. ;)

Hmmm...lot of beards, not much shipping going on this month.

Some of us shippers are having a hard time kicking our asses into gear

Shall I warm up the ass kicking machine for you?

/me starts shoveling coal and checks the boiler pressure.

No, but you can kiss mine

*wields frying pan for those who might think of actually doing so*

We'll just have to be sneaky and fast then.

OW! Yira, that frying pan to the face was uncalled for.

Sorry, you were getting dangerously close to my posterior and there are gasses afoot.

Not concerned with the gasses, just the soft, round, beautiful, firm...

Okay, maybe I *did* deserve the smack.

Fun fact: We're all talking about "Manly" Beards...
But did you know that how well/big/thick your beard growth will be is all decided by the genes that were passed on to you by your Mother?
Doesn't matter how big a beard your father had/has... if your Mom didn't pass on certain genes, you will be nekked-faced, no matter what you try.