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EBDonn
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LIKE A CHAWP!

Post by EBDonn » Fri Sep 07, 2012 2:51 pm

Suit Guy: Hello Ms. Chop Chop Ninja Doom. I'm here for your performance review. It says here that you are listed as a "Destined Ninja Hero of Unimaginable Feats". Care you take me through the life of someone of your stature?

CCND: Well, the feerst theeng I do ees...

Make ceilings sticky LIKE A CHAWP!
Eat chips LIKE A CHAWP!
Be moe LIKE A CHAWP!
Feed sushi LIKE A CHAWP!
Defy physics LIKE A CHAWP!
Bye expensive stuff LIKE A CHAWP!
Prank CBS LIKE A CHAWP!
Drink coffee LIKE A CHAWP!
Go crazy LIKE A CHAWP!
Fight my enemies LIKE A CHAWP!
Steal their stuff LIKE A CHAWP!
Think about my life LIKE A CHAWP!
Have no regrets LIKE A CHAWP!
Internal monologue LIKE A CHAWP!
Smile evilly LIKE A CHAWP!
Prank CBS again LIKE A CHAWP!
Eat bananas LIKE A CHAWP!
Buy new weapons LIKE A CHAWP!
Use them frequently LIKE A CHAWP!
Take my clothes off LIKE A CHAWP!
Assassinate LIKE A CHAWP!
While naked LIKE A CHAWP!
And on film LIKE A CHAWP!
Take my rewards LIKE A CHAWP!
Never use them LIKE A CHAWP!
Speak proper English LIKE A CHAWP!
Unless it's canon LIKE A CHAWP!
Because I'm awesome LIKE A CHAWP!
And you'd better believe it LIKE A CHAWP!

Suit Guy: So wait... You film yourself assassinating people while in the nude?

CCND: Yeep.

Suit Guy: And you said something about being able to speak proper English?

CCND: Noop.

Suit Guy: Right, well... This has been eye opening. I'm going to go now.

CCND: I'M THE CHAWP!

Suit Guy: Yeah, I got that. Going now...

CCND: I'M THE CHAWP!

Suit Guy: I heard you. Already gone...

CCND: LIKE A CHAWP!

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