Well you see, there was this plate of spiders, a gallon of Chivas Regal, and this cute little Naga just in from New Dehli and one thing led to another. Badda-bing, badda-boom.
Grand Low Maker of Mischief, Claw of Chaos, Fang of Anarchy
politics: n. pl. from the Grk polis, meaning many, and the OE ticia, meaning blood sucking insects.