11-11-13 [VC] Cooking by the Book

Meet 5 hungry vampires who sure know how to show their school spirit...and the wacky crew of monster hunters out to get them!

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11-11-13 [VC] Cooking by the Book

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Wait is that one of the creatures that the evil senator had acquired from Cressida? Does this mean that all of the cryptids that exist are actually aliens!?!?!?!?!??! :-?
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So apparently those lizard cryptids are widely used as food by other reptiles? At least this may answer the question of whether that reptile senator wanted to eat or mate with the thing.

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But doesn't quite (and why "or"?). Especially, given that he did somehow end up with an infiltration mission on a backyard planet. Just saying. ;)

Okay, so... Suki can be funny not only when she confuses Eiffel Tower and a rocket booster. But what she's trying to do?
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I dunno. That egg looks like the kind that has a facehugger inside. X_X
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Kiggy wrote:I dunno. That egg looks like the kind that has a facehugger inside. X_X
I'm pretty sure that egg is the ceraova which got Katie and Leonard into this mess in the first place...

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My belief that Suki's brain is seriously damaged increases with every strip... #-o

This goes beyond mere stupidity, and beyond not caring about anything, beyond being irresponsible, beyond playing dumb to mess with everybody around...Suki is so disconnected from reality that she would be able to draw a door with chalk and break her skull trying to go through it, bugs bunny style. She would be able to make mud cakes and eat them. She would be able to make up a fictional boyfriend to make a guy she likes jealous, and expect her imaginary boyfriend to really appear and take her to prom... :(

Seriously, either Suki was delusional before being converted, or her conversion to vampire went wrong and broke her brain, or having to kill her own parents turned her crazy...I'm starting to pity her rather than laughing at her.

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So basically Tako you think that Suki's recent increased stupidity is a result of being flanderized because that's the one trait we know her for huh? Well I do admit it is possible given that a lot of fans seem to only like her for her random/stupid nature. Such as not knowing about werewolves and other creatures of the night when she is explicitly one herself in an unmasked world that had a massive Kaiju nearly destroy Las Vegas that surely made every news outlet.
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Basically....Suki is Malkavian.
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Tako wrote:My belief that Suki's brain is seriously damaged increases with every strip... #-o

This goes beyond mere stupidity, and beyond not caring about anything, beyond being irresponsible, beyond playing dumb to mess with everybody around...Suki is so disconnected from reality that she would be able to draw a door with chalk and break her skull trying to go through it, bugs bunny style.
If what Suki does is feeding these guys, she just dropped the stuff she can't do nothing about and does what she can. Which isn't even unreasonable.
Also, right now Suki thinks she got into some sort of a high-immersion game. Then again, she did see some stuff that's almost as crazy. And how would you react upon discovering that you accidentally, er, inertioid-ed yourself onto high orbit? ;)
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Not sure why you single out Suki. Ever since the jump none of the three has acted in a realistic way. Kate turned much more angry/violent punching leo in the balls after accusing him of rape and threatening Suki after she said she rubbed one out in space. Leo seems to be even more passive and out of it not seeming to care when he was about to get spaced though its harder to tell with him since he never is consistent.

The whole Suki in a video game thing makes no sense though. Maybe she thinks she is dreaming about being in a video game. That would at least fit.

I will say if we are going with this over the top Suki for the rest of this, its more likely that she went a little nuts from the events at the end of the last chapter when they where getting tortured and ready to be eaten then her original transform.

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Okay . . . Suki has officially crossed the line from 'impetuous" to "what in the world?"

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A word to the wise for all undead space travelers. While you many not need to breath air, your body is still full of it and the pressure difference will rupture vital tissues (if you still make use of them in your undead state). Things with brains are most vulnerable as moderate amounts of brain damage will not stop you from continuing to live your unlife but may have adverse effects on your personality and world view. Even various kinds of super nature healing may be insufficient to counteract the log term effects, or may indeed exacerbate things.

Take the unfortunate case of Suki Taft, mysteriously teleported into deep space. Her length of exposure to full vacuum conditions were sufficient to render what little grasp on reality she had moot. Her ability to form distinct contiguous thoughts irreparably damaged. She now lives in a state where random prompts from her environment are slowly rolled into a single ongoing and ever evolving thought.

Remember,you may be immortal, but you still need a space suit.

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Dorje Sylas wrote:A word to the wise for all undead space travelers. While you many not need to breath air, your body is still full of it and the pressure difference will rupture vital tissues (if you still make use of them in your undead state). Things with brains are most vulnerable as moderate amounts of brain damage will not stop you from continuing to live your unlife but may have adverse effects on your personality and world view. Even various kinds of super nature healing may be insufficient to counteract the log term effects, or may indeed exacerbate things.

Take the unfortunate case of Suki Taft, mysteriously teleported into deep space. Her length of exposure to full vacuum conditions were sufficient to render what little grasp on reality she had moot. Her ability to form distinct contiguous thoughts irreparably damaged. She now lives in a state where random prompts from her environment are slowly rolled into a single ongoing and ever evolving thought.

Remember,you may be immortal, but you still need a space suit.
In layman's terms.... SPACE MADNESS!

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:x w/Space-Madness Suki

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