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How big is Gary's Rex Luscus?

Rock stars are jealous
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3%
Porn stars are jealous
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20%
Gay porn stars are jealous
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29%
Walruses are jealous
7
20%
Milton Berle would be jealous
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3%
Jack would be jealous
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Papuasblya is jealous (...of the Kitt's Hog-Nosed Bat.)
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17%
 
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Size matters
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she saw nothing, except maybe over the blanket
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He's probably got a chunk of manliness you could use to knock out drywall.
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Jack who? Bauer or Skellington?

:-B
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silly boys, in this case, size does not matter

and didi did not see
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brnleague99 wrote:Jack who? Bauer or Skellington?

:-B
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Morwen wrote:silly boys, in this case, size does not matter
Quantity always matters to women. I notice your screen name is not LESSwen....















(yeah, even for me that's a lame crack)
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I think she found that Gary's tent that he's pitching* is not so much for camping but could have a three ring circus under it.

*In his defense, LOTS of guys get hard in their sleep, even when they aren't snuggled between two sexy ladies.
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Guys wake up feeling a bit stiff 'cause we have to go to the loo in the mornings, and the sensation is often misinterpreted... or something like that.

*I'll bet that Gary's new nickname will be "Guitar Hero!!!"
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Morwen wrote:silly boys, in this case, size does not matter

and didi did not see

As we have already seen, Didi rocks the world when doin' the deed.
Yet, she was left feeling empty and hollow when all was said and done.
So I doubt that size matters to her, but I am sure it would be a nice bonus.

I bet when Gary wakes up, he'd have wished he turned right instead of left.
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It's not the size of your boat, it's the motion of the ocean :D

Mind you, he's probably got a tree trunk of a wang.
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now now... don't get me wrong here... size does matter, as does shape, (though they do not matter in the same way most guys think) but not for didi, not in this particular case
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Morwen wrote:now now... don't get me wrong here... size does matter, as does shape, (though they do not matter in the same way most guys think) but not for didi, not in this particular case
Erm, width, odd bumps? Length's not really the matter, unless to long, right?
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Papuasblya wrote:
brnleague99 wrote:Jack who? Bauer or Skellington?

:-B
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And Gary probably has a rod that a lady simply couldn't find a fault in.
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MrBishop wrote:Guys wake up feeling a bit stiff 'cause we have to go to the loo in the mornings, and the sensation is often misinterpreted... or something like that.
Then again sometimes guys wake up feeling a bit stiff because we were having a dream about three-ways with tentacle foreplay.
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