What DiDi saw...

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How big is Gary's Rex Luscus?

Rock stars are jealous
1
3%
Porn stars are jealous
7
20%
Gay porn stars are jealous
10
29%
Walruses are jealous
7
20%
Milton Berle would be jealous
1
3%
Jack would be jealous
3
9%
Papuasblya is jealous (...of the Kitt's Hog-Nosed Bat.)
6
17%
 
Total votes: 35

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David Johnston wrote:
MrBishop wrote:Guys wake up feeling a bit stiff 'cause we have to go to the loo in the mornings, and the sensation is often misinterpreted... or something like that.
Then again sometimes guys wake up feeling a bit stiff because we were having a dream about three-ways with tentacle foreplay.
Or, because we just left REM sleep.
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karpeth wrote:
David Johnston wrote:
MrBishop wrote:Guys wake up feeling a bit stiff 'cause we have to go to the loo in the mornings, and the sensation is often misinterpreted... or something like that.
Then again sometimes guys wake up feeling a bit stiff because we were having a dream about three-ways with tentacle foreplay.
Or, because we just left REM sleep.
Same thing, isn't it?

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It is, in fact, quite possible that she looked, but there wasn't a clear bulge, and she realized that she wanted to see and that startled her. Let's face it, Gary seems to be the first guy whose name she can consistently remember - in Didi's world, up to this point, that might've been a turn-off.
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Pneumonica wrote:Let's face it, Gary seems to be the first guy whose name she can consistently remember
Excellent observation, Pneu... it hadn't even occurred to me until you said that. Food for thought, eh?
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Just had a thought. What if Gary is a bedwetter or had a wet dream.

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Betwetter at 30? That's a childrens problem.

Wet dream? Kinky idea. zii: "What's this sticky goo? Ooh. GARY!"
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Bed wetter for the win, but no! She saw a 12 inch mandingo... *hint-hint*
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I strongly doubt that Didi saw anything. Remember how in Gary's dream Didi's tattoo on her mons was not visible because Gary had never seen it? In Didi's dream, when she rolls Gary over, what she sees is Zii's face, which I think implies that when conscious, Didi has never seen Gary's "guitar hero".

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Papuasblya wrote:
Morwen wrote:silly boys, in this case, size does not matter
Quantity always matters to women. I notice your screen name is not LESSwen....
Lol!

MrBishop wrote:Guys wake up feeling a bit stiff 'cause we have to go to the loo in the mornings, and the sensation is often misinterpreted... or something like that.
No, it has to do with REM sleep, as a poster later mentioned.

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