Ménage à trois IRL - The Sexy Version

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Ménage à trois IRL - The Sexy Version

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Seeing as some people seemed a little confused by the title of MrBishop's awesome photo thread (seriously cool to see), I thought I'd start up this little crumpet.


So, kids, who here has ever gotten close to the forbidden fruit basket?


I, personally, am somewhat polyamorous. As is my fiance. We used to be in a three-way relationship of sorts with an adorable lad by the name of Frankie. We were basically his good friends and-a-bit-more, there to support and adore him and provide him with any physical satisfaction that he may have needed.

Also, the kid was bloody photogenic.

Him 'n' my fiance:

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...And attempting to eat my shirt.

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But we never got far into the physical side, as Frankie fell for a nice guy and now my fiance and I cheer them on for the sidelines - we think that a steady, one-on-one relationship is good for him as he is young.


But damn I miss having someone to dish my extra love onto. 3;

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Nathan Dorian wrote: But damn I miss having someone to dish my extra love onto. 3;
I know what you mean.

I've had a few different experiences, but they always seemed to end in tears. My second boyfriend, Alex, the lucky one (the git!) and I had another partner for about 3 months when we first started going out. This wasn't too healthy for our relationship, since she was the girl he'd been besotted with for about 5 months. But my insecurity meant that I felt I had to be the most sexually satisfying girlfriend I could be. He would sleep through his alarm, and so every morning it would wake me up. So I would turn off his alarm and wake him up in a much more pleasant manner. Every day. For over 9 months. Lucky Bastard.

Last year (*thinks* was it last year, I think so :?) My housemate and his girlfriend and I all were together as well...then it got complicated, cos he went away and she and I were together, and I got panicky and freaked out and went to the Jenolan Caves with a workmate (George) and came back engaged. :P ( I am no longer engaged, but I am still with George)

And then there was the foursome, with the buxom lass in my first photo, my boyfriend and a friend of mine from when I was in high school...but my female friend got upset and jealous (she was worried i would give better head than her :P) so things paired off.
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Oh dear.

My partner and I are ridiculously picky and selective when it comes to being affectionate with others, as we are very close and as such we have rather strict rules and outlines about what can and cannot happen, for the safety of everyone involved. I'm always terrified of making anyone feel uncomfortable / left out / insecure / etc.

Though luckily my good friend is visiting in february and there may be some hanky-panky.

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He's...so beautiful.

Life is beautiful :3
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On the flipside of this coin I don't think I could be in a polyamourous relationship. I'd get too jealous or feel left out, even if it was with two women. Besides... I'm one of those guys who that one women is enough for an I'm not gonna let my eye wander... That and I've not found the sexy red-head twins yet. :D

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I've trawled through my facebook archive and found pictures of us.

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These were taken this time last year...so we weren't all together at the time. Otherwise there would be much more corsettry.
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The guys hair is more fabulous than both of yours put together.

reaches for him*

oh by the way. Where is this, its looks serene with what little i can see of it
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I wouldn't do that if I were you...

He's so straight he's come out the other side of queer.

And he may kill you if you touch him unexpectedly. (He is a ninja...well, a stuntman who does ninjitsu)
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Asaryu wrote:And he may kill you if you touch him unexpectedly. (He is a ninja...well, a stuntman who does ninjitsu)
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Nathan Dorian wrote: Him 'n' my fiance:

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I soo love this picture. Can not help but quote it so it is posted again :D :twisted:

/edit , missed a ] somewhere ...
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awww, he's straight through and through huh.

At least i have the luscious Luscious and highly sensual Franky to oogle at.

GOD...looking at him makes my heart ache and yearn...
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I don' thtink Alex has any problem with people looking, just not touching.

And Frankie is gorgeous. He looks like a china doll.
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DMoness wrote:
Nathan Dorian wrote: Him 'n' my fiance:

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I soo love this picture. Can not help but quote it so it is posted again :D :twisted:

/edit , missed a ] somewhere ...
I like me some photography, and I like me some boy-on-boy action.

It made for a lovely day out in Canterbury.

Tenjen wrote:awww, he's straight through and through huh.

At least i have the luscious Luscious and highly sensual Franky to oogle at.

GOD...looking at him makes my heart ache and yearn...
Frankie is almost stupidly good-looking. XD

He can be a little air-headed, but he's very mature for his age.

And on that note, watch out - he's 15.

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aww, that hasnt stopped most of my friends and it didnt stop me and Steph either.

The fellows totally scrumptious. Photogenic is an understatement.

Wheovers the guy who got him, he better be grateful.
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Nathan Dorian wrote:Him 'n' my fiance:

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What the Hell is up with you? Did you swallow the sexiest magnet in the world or what?!
Nathan Dorian wrote:And on that note, watch out - he's 15.
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