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Re: The Cranky Couch.

Post by mikbuster » Tue Nov 28, 2017 2:40 am

Why can't society be all about helping each other and improving oneself instead of whatever this dystopian mess is?

I was not selected for a jury, and the crimes it would have been for are some pretty monstrous things. Humans can be better than this. Why are they still so not? Now that I'm thinking about bed time, apparently my mind has decided it needs to fixate on it.
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Re: The Cranky Couch.

Post by yiraheerai » Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:32 pm

A friend of mine lost her husband a few months ago. What was supposed to be their 13th anniversary passed sometime this month. You would think people would be considerate about it and give her time to grieve and whatnot but no. She's had guys ask her out not even a full month after his passing. People keep hinting around or teasing about her being single and available. Just now, she posted to ask that people stop introducing her to their guy friends. I just...seriously??? It's been three months at the MOST. THEY WERE TOGETHER OVER A DECADE. JFC.

Granted I don't know if the asking people not to introduce her to guy friends is related but it's where my mind went. I thought it had died down. Possibly not. People suck.
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Re: The Cranky Couch.

Post by Don Alexander » Wed Nov 29, 2017 3:20 am

Speaking of people suck, my mom told me something horrible last week. :(

She was attending a big Thanksgiving bash with all her American friends (in Germany) and they had gotten to the desert when one of the people (not someone I know, I'm pretty sure) got a phone call.

Her daughter, in the US, had been murdered. :| Killed (with a GUN, of course) by her own boyfriend, who then commited suicide.

Ho... ly... fuck!!!! :-T X_X %-(
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Re: The Cranky Couch.

Post by yiraheerai » Wed Jan 03, 2018 3:41 am

*reads latest Trump thing*

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Re: The Cranky Couch.

Post by Don Alexander » Wed Jan 03, 2018 7:46 am

Yeah, rly. Have we really reached "My dick is longer than your dick!"??? /:)
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Re: The Cranky Couch.

Post by yiraheerai » Wed Jan 03, 2018 10:43 pm

It appears so. :ymsigh:
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Re: The Cranky Couch.

Post by Azrael » Thu Jan 04, 2018 5:56 am

What!? Somebody said their dicks are bigger? BOMB THEM! :P
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Re: The Cranky Couch.

Post by yiraheerai » Thu Jan 04, 2018 10:06 pm

Shhhhh don't give the dude ideas! He's already trigger happy!
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Re: The Cranky Couch.

Post by yiraheerai » Thu Jun 21, 2018 4:40 am

I know it's probably like this all year for a lot of you but some of the news I've seen has made me want to flip America over like a table.
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Post by Tenjen » Thu Jun 21, 2018 4:35 pm

The person who made that "Damage Report" Star trek post about daily american news was hella on point
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Re: The Cranky Couch.

Post by Don Alexander » Thu Jun 21, 2018 7:08 pm

yiraheerai wrote:
Thu Jun 21, 2018 4:40 am
I know it's probably like this all year for a lot of you but some of the news I've seen has made me want to flip America over like a table.
Or over your knee, pants down, and whap it with Forbes MAGAzine? :P
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Re: The Cranky Couch.

Post by yiraheerai » Fri Jun 22, 2018 6:27 pm

Ha! I was thinking more like a bible belt.
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Re: The Cranky Couch.

Post by Don Alexander » Fri Jun 22, 2018 7:22 pm

We are too droll. :-j

Because, WE DO NOT CARE. DO U? b-(
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