Dreams!

[Adamas]

Once had a dream similar enough that I'll not repeat it, except it was a customer that started in with the whole "Questioning" me. And I remember that I grabbed her (yeah I'm not a gentleman, sue me. After some of the nightmares I've ridden this wasn't shit) blouse and told her unless SHE wanted to try to sew the bastard up to do as I said and shut the F^({ up.

[Don Alexander]

DnE, Otaku'll be so proud of you. ;)

[yiraheerai]

I had a dream about a teenage boy who could turn into this mutant lizard. He could do all sorts of cool shit. Sometimes, the transformations were Hulk-like- overwhelming emotions/physical duress = GIANT LIZARD ATTACK. It also, for some reason, allowed him telekinetic powers. This guy used that connection to torture him. Like there was one point where the dude burned a lizard foot or something and the guy ended up in screaming pain with burn marks appearing on his human feet.

There was more but I've forgotten a good amount of it already.

[Otaku201]

I wouldn't recommend tending to an enemy's wounds after shooting them.

[Dirty n Evil]

Maybe not, Otaku, but then we're different people. I also don't think after you plugged a guy twice you're going to yell at him how you hate guns. ;)

[Adamas]

Maybe cuss him out about how much of a cheap piece of crap the gun was?

[Big D]

I had a weird one the other night.
I saw my brother having a fistfight with a deer so I piled in and pulled the dear away. Then the deer barged into my house - on two legs - and started telling me off in this weird, shrieky deer voice - think the Judge from Roger Rabbit except more deer-like.
I wasn't having that so I wrote "Hurr. I am a deer" on a post it and slapped it on his chest. Suitably chastened he slunk away muttering.

[Don Alexander]

So, I had a dream. A quite peculiar, interesting one... I don't remember most of it, what I do remember is disjointed and hard to put into words. WARNING: The following contains what some may deem to be extremely disturbing imagery.

At the core, I was basically myself in the dream, and was trying to write a novel. The visual dream sequences then were like a movie of my imagination, a dream within a dream...

In the novel, the first person narrator is also myself. Except that I was born much later, am now about 18 years old, and live in a "dark fantasy SF" future, as my novel-writing dream self tries to describe it. This future alt-Earth is basically our own with technological advances pretty much expected (I'd say it's the 2020s), but there is one crucial difference, the "dark fantasy" aspect. It's maybe somewhat like Shadowrun... Anyway, this is a critical point I am no longer able to correctly express, alas. It seems some humans now are "awakened" (planeswalker spark? ) and are able to use what is basically magic to be aware of things that the normal human masses are not. But it also involved the four aspects of the pillow between my legs IRL. Really, I don't know anymore. It was... weird...

So, our 18-year old protagonist has an 11-year old brother. Who has just been - WHOA! - slaughtered and butchered by his own mom (my mom!) because, it seems, he was witness to something he was not allowed to see, and the powers behind that Unseeable commanded my mom to do so. What's more, Soylent Green style, this is a waste not, want not future, so my little bro has been hacked to pieces, and will now be sold at the supermarket as meat. Here I distinctly have the image of my little bro's two lower legs in shrink-wrap (still with skin on them, no feet), with a price sticker on them, like any normal piece of animal meat, sitting there in the meat refrigerator. Clearly labeled human, to boot.

Now, I had managed to scoop up a peanut butter glass full of blood and gore from the scene of his untimely and vicious death and dismemberment. And since I was awakened, I would reintroduce this blood into the two leg pieces I had just bought... to find his real killers. My superposed veneer dream author was now musing on how this ritual would progress.

Though first, obligatory kitten petting scene. I had seemingly moved out, probably not really wanting to live under the same roof with my mom, for rather obvious reason, and was in a rooftop apartment near my old school (the one I went to IRL in my hometown). A maybe six-months old brown-with-black stripes kitty had smuggled itself into my apartment and was now being administered lovins!! It loved having its fluffy tummy scritched and rolled around on the wooden floor eating it up.

And then I kind of woke up...

[Don Alexander]

I had another very weird dream.

It involved Desperate Housewife Sarah Jessica Parker and another middle-aged but pretty woman (reminding me a bit of Ma Ma from Dredd, but without the scars and shit) discussing men - and women. The other woman was talking about how she had the hots for this girl, but on the other hand, she loved cock too, and I think she had a boyfriend who she was enjoying a lot.

Then - porn logic! - it turns into both getting naked, and the other woman donning a huge, straight, anatomically correct strap-on with dangling silver balls and fucking SJP in a kind of tribadism position (both on the backs on the bed, pussies facing each other).

Yeah.

Incidentally, for a sexual dream, it wasn't very sexy at all. I do seem to recall the thought that this video would sure get SJP some media attention...

[Count de Money]

I was in such a state this morning that I dreamed I took some antacids to get rid of my heartburn. Eff you, digestive system from hell. Seriously.

[mikbuster]

Did the dream antacids help either dream you or real you?

[yiraheerai]

I had a dream I was Spider-Man, then Superman. Funny thing about the Superman part is.. any time I try to fly in dreams, it only works for a little while. I can get up in the air, but eventually, I end up gliding back down and can't get back up very well afterward. Sometimes it takes a run to get back up in the air. It's a weird thing.

[Big D]

I can never fly in dreams. Not higher than a foot above the ground anyway.
I can never run either. This means dreams where I've got something nasty right behind me acquire a whole new layer of enjoyment.

[mikbuster]

The closest thing to dreams I usually remember I'd consider more daydreaming, but that counts, right? Yesterday morning one of the people in the daydream used the word 'onomical' which was enough to make me get up and look it up. I still find it odd that my subconscious apparently made up a new word and somewhat annoying because it ended something that was otherwise entertaining. I'd love it if someone could tell me what that word should mean ;) I'd give more details on how it was used, but that particular fantasy wasn't one of the ones I considered important enough to remember, which all seem to have the same general theme.

[Azrael]

O.nom.i.cal (adj.) Roundly edible.