If you're in a thriller/shlasher/horror/murder movie, dont "confess" that you're pregnant or you're going to goddamn die. Especially if you're cheating [doenst matter which one's in the relationship ] or being cheated on [sucks i know].
unlike in real life...errr...>>
reference : se7en, my bloody valentine, almost every movie where a lady reveals she's pregnant.
oh and i wasnt a fan of my bloody valentine but iam even more of not a fan of it for Megan's death :\. BRAIN DEAD KILLER MOVIES. NOT A FAN.
Random Advice thread.
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Tenjen
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Re: Random Advice thread.
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Artemisia wrote:Wait...are we reenacting Ma3 here with ballistic cats?
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Artemisia
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Re: Random Advice thread.
1) Never get involved in a land war in Asia.
2) Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
3) Always be nice to cats, Death is a cat person.
4) Never tug on Superman's cape
5) Never spit into the wind
6) Never ask for random advice from a trivial person.
2) Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
3) Always be nice to cats, Death is a cat person.
4) Never tug on Superman's cape
5) Never spit into the wind
6) Never ask for random advice from a trivial person.
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"I'm going to do what I do best...lecture her."- Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
"Hello, I'm a lizard woman from the dawn of time, and this is my wife." - Madam Vastra (Doctor Who "The Snowmen")
"There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes." The 4th Doctor Doctor Who "Robot"
"I'm going to do what I do best...lecture her."- Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
"Hello, I'm a lizard woman from the dawn of time, and this is my wife." - Madam Vastra (Doctor Who "The Snowmen")
"There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes." The 4th Doctor Doctor Who "Robot"
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Re: Random Advice thread.
If you find yourself in a Japanese film and you see tentacles...RUN!!
A good friend comforts you and talks you down when you are angry. A best friend skips along side you, carrying a baseball bat, and chanting, ‘Somebody’s gonna get it!"Aquila89 wrote:It's really nice how a conversation about linguistics overlaps with a debate about strap-ons.
And to keep for future reference:Chelvo56 wrote:Sorry, but when the sentence "It is wrong to go into a foreign country, take out your weapon and enforce your will there", coming from an US-diplomat, was generallly laughed at, you might want to think why.
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Artemisia
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I have a falcata, that would probably work better than running.
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"I'm going to do what I do best...lecture her."- Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
"Hello, I'm a lizard woman from the dawn of time, and this is my wife." - Madam Vastra (Doctor Who "The Snowmen")
"There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes." The 4th Doctor Doctor Who "Robot"
"I'm going to do what I do best...lecture her."- Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
"Hello, I'm a lizard woman from the dawn of time, and this is my wife." - Madam Vastra (Doctor Who "The Snowmen")
"There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes." The 4th Doctor Doctor Who "Robot"
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Adamas
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Re: Random Advice thread.
Prefer scimitars myself, or kukri.
A good friend comforts you and talks you down when you are angry. A best friend skips along side you, carrying a baseball bat, and chanting, ‘Somebody’s gonna get it!"Aquila89 wrote:It's really nice how a conversation about linguistics overlaps with a debate about strap-ons.
And to keep for future reference:Chelvo56 wrote:Sorry, but when the sentence "It is wrong to go into a foreign country, take out your weapon and enforce your will there", coming from an US-diplomat, was generallly laughed at, you might want to think why.
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TellusEidolon
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Re: Random Advice thread.
I've won a few land wars in Asia before.Artemisia wrote:1) Never get involved in a land war in Asia.
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Artificial does not mean obtuse! ~Uno from Paperinik's New Adventures.
It is important to draw wisdom from different places. If you take it from only one place it become rigid and stale. ~Iroh
You can't make an omelette without ruthlessly crushing dozens of eggs beneath your steel boot and then publicly disemboweling the chickens that laid them as a warning to others. ~Tarquin
The skin stretched and tanned, the striped suit sown into the flesh itself, the killer donned a new body, giggling to no one, "Wears Waldo."
This is here for future reference.
It is important to draw wisdom from different places. If you take it from only one place it become rigid and stale. ~Iroh
You can't make an omelette without ruthlessly crushing dozens of eggs beneath your steel boot and then publicly disemboweling the chickens that laid them as a warning to others. ~Tarquin
The skin stretched and tanned, the striped suit sown into the flesh itself, the killer donned a new body, giggling to no one, "Wears Waldo."
This is here for future reference.
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Asaryu
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Re: Random Advice thread.
1) If you're going to call a service institution who has given you an identification card, make sure you have that card on hand.
"Hi there, I just wanted to renew my books"
"Do you have your library card?"
"Oh, do I need that? Can you hang on, it's in my purse upstairs"
"....sure." >.<
2) You local library are not tech support. If you don't know how to use your DVD player, you have problems that your local librarian just isn't going to be able to solve.
"Hi there, I just wanted to renew my books"
"Do you have your library card?"
"Oh, do I need that? Can you hang on, it's in my purse upstairs"
"....sure." >.<
2) You local library are not tech support. If you don't know how to use your DVD player, you have problems that your local librarian just isn't going to be able to solve.
Tentacoo-Goddess of the Bubblibaff, Gazer of the Southern Heavens and Mistress of Morals. She/Them. Judging you.
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Re: Random Advice thread.
All horror movies suck cause the best one. Candy man. Has already been made.
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Artemisia wrote:Wait...are we reenacting Ma3 here with ballistic cats?
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Also, Russia. Don't go there in winter.Artemisia wrote:1) Never get involved in a land war in Asia.
The iceman cometh
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Fen
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Re: Random Advice thread.
Before accepting a project, take a good look at it.
Else you may realize that the project is 43 pages bigger than what you thought it was. in small print
Else you may realize that the project is 43 pages bigger than what you thought it was. in small print
One day I'm gonna lose the war.
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Re: Random Advice thread.
What, for the extended threat range?Adamas wrote:Prefer scimitars myself, or kukri.
I think outside the tesseract.
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Artemisia
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I have a scimitar, a basket-hilt claymore, a falcatta, a sgain dubh, and a spear...
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"I'm going to do what I do best...lecture her."- Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
"Hello, I'm a lizard woman from the dawn of time, and this is my wife." - Madam Vastra (Doctor Who "The Snowmen")
"There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes." The 4th Doctor Doctor Who "Robot"
"I'm going to do what I do best...lecture her."- Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
"Hello, I'm a lizard woman from the dawn of time, and this is my wife." - Madam Vastra (Doctor Who "The Snowmen")
"There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes." The 4th Doctor Doctor Who "Robot"
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Retiarius
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I have an orbital artillery system.
Prove that I don't.
Prove that I don't.
I think outside the tesseract.
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Artemisia
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*grabs the USS Morgana and blows the orbital artillery out of the sky*
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"I'm going to do what I do best...lecture her."- Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
"Hello, I'm a lizard woman from the dawn of time, and this is my wife." - Madam Vastra (Doctor Who "The Snowmen")
"There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes." The 4th Doctor Doctor Who "Robot"
"I'm going to do what I do best...lecture her."- Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
"Hello, I'm a lizard woman from the dawn of time, and this is my wife." - Madam Vastra (Doctor Who "The Snowmen")
"There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes." The 4th Doctor Doctor Who "Robot"
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Adamas
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Re: Random Advice thread.
where did you get a Black Knife? Or the Falchetta anyway?
A good friend comforts you and talks you down when you are angry. A best friend skips along side you, carrying a baseball bat, and chanting, ‘Somebody’s gonna get it!"Aquila89 wrote:It's really nice how a conversation about linguistics overlaps with a debate about strap-ons.
And to keep for future reference:Chelvo56 wrote:Sorry, but when the sentence "It is wrong to go into a foreign country, take out your weapon and enforce your will there", coming from an US-diplomat, was generallly laughed at, you might want to think why.