Insults in Foreign Langauges 101

[Parallax]

Got you guys beat. Try insults in KLINGON!!!

[MerchManDan]

WORF: You cannot tarnish a rusted blade.
LURSA: Ji'ko to'val!
WORF: Gir'nak tovo'sor!

[Pfhreak]

This one is a bit regional.

concha=cunt. At least this is the word we use here and I think that also in Argentina (Phfreak may tell me if I'm right).
conchudo or conchuda (gender difference in words)= something similar to "asshole". This word in other countries has a different meaning, not so offensive.
La concha de tu madre/de tu hermana= "Your mother's cunt" or "Your sister's cunt".

Yes, concha is used here. The one homemade curse I've cooked up in Spanish was "la concha de tu media hermana, la puta que te parió".

Oh the way this forum affects me IRL. See, in Spain, Concha does not, in fact, mean cunt. Which was hilarious because because of this thread i thought it did. And San Sebastian has a big beach called Playa de la Concha. Needless to say, it was funny asking people why the hell they would name a beach that way. (TBH I just assumed it was a nudy beach...but it wasn't)

LMAO

A friend of mine lived in Spain for a while and took a picture of a street sign that says "Concha Espina". Naturally, the first thing that suggested itself when I saw that photo was a vagina dentata joke.