Insults in Foreign Langauges 101
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Insults in Foreign Langauges 101
Since some people were interested in how to swear in different languages... here we go! If you're offended by bad language, PLEASE don't keep reading. I'll list you all the ones I know... Feel free to add on!
Spanish:
Vaya al infierno - Go to hell
Jodete - Fuck you
Lameculo - Asskisser
Cara de mierda - Shit face
Anda la puta que te pari - Go back to the whore that gave birth to you (not an exact translation)
French:
Casse-toi - Piss off
Merde - Shit
Zut - Damn/darn
Ta mère doit t'avoir battu sur la gueule avec le bâton de laideur - You mother probably beat you over the head with the ugly stick
Tu as une plus petit noeud - You have a small dick
Fumer le cigar - slang for blow job
Rien a cirer - I don't give a damn
Je m'en branle! - I don't give a fuck (this will probably get you punched in the face)
Italian (the BEST language for swearing, seriously, they are so original):
Vaffanculo - Fuck you
Puttana - Whore
Se il cazzo avesse le ali, la tua fica sarebbe un aereoporto - If dicks had wings, you'd be an airport
Coglione - Stupid person (slang, literally it means balls)
Faccia di merda - Shit face
Culone - Fatass
Porca! -Disgusting, nasty, dirty... it's an exclamation
Scopa tua mama - sleep with your mother
Flemish:
Schapenneuker - Sheep-fucker
Nougabollen - Bullshit
Wadezda me ou jongen? - What's your fucking problem?
Laat u door nen olifant pakken eikel - You prick, go sleep with an elephant
Ga een paard pijpe - Go blow a horse
Ukranian:
Sukin Sin - SOB
Pis'ka - Pussy
Upizsdysh - Motherfucker
Koora - Whore
Welsh (sorry, these pronunciations are kinda weird):
Twll tin Iar - Chicken's asshole
Cer i grafu - Fuck off!
Dos i grafu - Get fucked
Uffar gwirion - Silly bastard
Mohawk (Native):
Sitak -Eat shit
Chinese (Mandarin, I think):
Keh - Whore
Wo can ni ma ge bi - I think this one means fuck your mother...
Spanish:
Vaya al infierno - Go to hell
Jodete - Fuck you
Lameculo - Asskisser
Cara de mierda - Shit face
Anda la puta que te pari - Go back to the whore that gave birth to you (not an exact translation)
French:
Casse-toi - Piss off
Merde - Shit
Zut - Damn/darn
Ta mère doit t'avoir battu sur la gueule avec le bâton de laideur - You mother probably beat you over the head with the ugly stick
Tu as une plus petit noeud - You have a small dick
Fumer le cigar - slang for blow job
Rien a cirer - I don't give a damn
Je m'en branle! - I don't give a fuck (this will probably get you punched in the face)
Italian (the BEST language for swearing, seriously, they are so original):
Vaffanculo - Fuck you
Puttana - Whore
Se il cazzo avesse le ali, la tua fica sarebbe un aereoporto - If dicks had wings, you'd be an airport
Coglione - Stupid person (slang, literally it means balls)
Faccia di merda - Shit face
Culone - Fatass
Porca! -Disgusting, nasty, dirty... it's an exclamation
Scopa tua mama - sleep with your mother
Flemish:
Schapenneuker - Sheep-fucker
Nougabollen - Bullshit
Wadezda me ou jongen? - What's your fucking problem?
Laat u door nen olifant pakken eikel - You prick, go sleep with an elephant
Ga een paard pijpe - Go blow a horse
Ukranian:
Sukin Sin - SOB
Pis'ka - Pussy
Upizsdysh - Motherfucker
Koora - Whore
Welsh (sorry, these pronunciations are kinda weird):
Twll tin Iar - Chicken's asshole
Cer i grafu - Fuck off!
Dos i grafu - Get fucked
Uffar gwirion - Silly bastard
Mohawk (Native):
Sitak -Eat shit
Chinese (Mandarin, I think):
Keh - Whore
Wo can ni ma ge bi - I think this one means fuck your mother...
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Re: Insults in Foreign Langauges 101
If you'd like an education in how to cuss in Mandarin, read just about anything written about Firefly. The Serenity RPG and the website both have some gems.
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Re: Insults in Foreign Langauges 101
I don't anything except for these. They're not really insults, though.
Spanish:
Maldito sea! - Dammit!
Besa me culo - Kiss my pussy
And I have a friend who can say "fuck you bitch" in French.
Spanish:
Maldito sea! - Dammit!
Besa me culo - Kiss my pussy
And I have a friend who can say "fuck you bitch" in French.
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hmm... not that greeklish can help you any with the pronounciation, but ah well...
Poutana (borrowed from italian) - whore
Tsoula - slut
Skyla (without Charybdis) - bitch
Mpastardos - bastard, obviously
Malakas - asshole or wanker
Poustis - fag or jackass
and now for some expressions
Ante gamisou - go get fucked (also used as "go fuck yourself")
Tha mou klaseis t' arhidia - you will fart my balls (often used as rebuttal to a threat)
Tis manas sou - your mother's (sometimes specified, more often implied)
Poutana (borrowed from italian) - whore
Tsoula - slut
Skyla (without Charybdis) - bitch
Mpastardos - bastard, obviously
Malakas - asshole or wanker
Poustis - fag or jackass
and now for some expressions
Ante gamisou - go get fucked (also used as "go fuck yourself")
Tha mou klaseis t' arhidia - you will fart my balls (often used as rebuttal to a threat)
Tis manas sou - your mother's (sometimes specified, more often implied)
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Awesome fun thread, CS!!!
Some will, with consternation, remeber THIS:
Oah, dau Hekkebankert, ey!! Dei Papp is dei Bruda, unn dei Mudda kucht us Dosen!!!!
I shall now translate it!! It is "Trierer Platt" otherwise known as "Moselfränkisch", the regional dialect where it comes from.
It literally translates to:
Oh, you bastard conceived in a thicket! Your father is your brother, and your mother cooks out of cans!!!!
Some will, with consternation, remeber THIS:
Oah, dau Hekkebankert, ey!! Dei Papp is dei Bruda, unn dei Mudda kucht us Dosen!!!!
I shall now translate it!! It is "Trierer Platt" otherwise known as "Moselfränkisch", the regional dialect where it comes from.
It literally translates to:
Oh, you bastard conceived in a thicket! Your father is your brother, and your mother cooks out of cans!!!!
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I learned all of my mandarin insults from FireflyPneumonica wrote:If you'd like an education in how to cuss in Mandarin, read just about anything written about Firefly. The Serenity RPG and the website both have some gems.
I need to go find the book that I wrote all my Korean and Japanese stuff in...
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Cyanide! You included Welsh!cyanide_sweet wrote:Welsh (sorry, these pronunciations are kinda weird):
Twll tin Iar - Chicken's asshole
Cer i grafu - Fuck off!
Dos i grafu - Get fucked
Uffar gwirion - Silly bastard
It's part of my heritage that people rarely get (compared to many other locations, most people over here in the US just think it's a region of England rather than a distinct culture onto itself). I don't speak very much of it myself, but yes - Welsh pronunciation is very unusual. A "w" sounds like "oo"? A double "L" sounds similar to "th"?
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Du weich Ei - You pussy (literally: You with the soft eggs)
Du hast keine Hoden - You have no testicles.
Du hast keine Hoden - You have no testicles.
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midgetshrimp wrote:Du reich Ei - You pussy (literally: You with the soft eggs)
Du hast keine Hoden - You have no testicles.
Weichei, MS. ;)
reich Ei would mean rich Egg.
Otherwise: perfekt!!
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My Swiss-brother told me that one. I either missed with the accent, or it's different in Swiss-German. I changed it though.Don Alexander wrote:midgetshrimp wrote:Du reich Ei - You pussy (literally: You with the soft eggs)
Du hast keine Hoden - You have no testicles.
Weichei, MS. ;)
reich Ei would mean rich Egg.
Otherwise: perfekt!!
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One of my grandmothers is Welsh, so I can speak a bitDirty n Evil wrote:Cyanide! You included Welsh!cyanide_sweet wrote:Welsh (sorry, these pronunciations are kinda weird):
Twll tin Iar - Chicken's asshole
Cer i grafu - Fuck off!
Dos i grafu - Get fucked
Uffar gwirion - Silly bastard
It's part of my heritage that people rarely get (compared to many other locations, most people over here in the US just think it's a region of England rather than a distinct culture onto itself). I don't speak very much of it myself, but yes - Welsh pronunciation is very unusual. A "w" sounds like "oo"? A double "L" sounds similar to "th"?
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I'll repost the old ones:P. For an awesome post. Soft insults included?
I love using Maldicion in Spanish. And at one point, lots(and i mean LOTS) of people would have "de puta madre" and "Cabron". Funny, eh?
Hungarian(don't know the diacritics)
Dogolj meg = die
kurva=slut
Geci.=I'm not sure. It's either fag, or sperm. Heard both uses.
German
Scheisse=shit
Schlampe=slut
Japanese
Baka=idiot. Also bakayaro for a bigger idiot.
Italian
leccacazzi=slut. Literally it means penis-licker.
Romanian.
Sloboz=cum
pizda mă-tii=your mom's pussy
coaie=balls. Also used in normal speech (e.g. Coaie, how are you:P.) Kind of like malaka can be used.
pizdă=cunt. Also used instead of "girls" sometimes. (I use it. Then again, i get bitchslapped a lot)
sloboz în căcat=Cum in shit.
căcat=shit.
morţii mă-tii=your mom's dead relatives.
Vede-ţi-aş ochii ăia beliţi în sicriu şi pe nevastă-ta făcuta postă în cimitir=eeerm. May I see your eyes in a coffin and your wife being bukkaked in a cemetery?
muist=cocksucker.
sugi pula=suck it.
dă-te-n mă-ta=go to your mom.
Among others.
Polish
dupa=ass
fajna dupa=use as a nice chick in a vulgar way:).
Greek
Malaka. But I use it with love .
Latin
Oedipe=Motherfucker.
I love using Maldicion in Spanish. And at one point, lots(and i mean LOTS) of people would have "de puta madre" and "Cabron". Funny, eh?
Hungarian(don't know the diacritics)
Dogolj meg = die
kurva=slut
Geci.=I'm not sure. It's either fag, or sperm. Heard both uses.
German
Scheisse=shit
Schlampe=slut
Japanese
Baka=idiot. Also bakayaro for a bigger idiot.
Italian
leccacazzi=slut. Literally it means penis-licker.
Romanian.
Sloboz=cum
pizda mă-tii=your mom's pussy
coaie=balls. Also used in normal speech (e.g. Coaie, how are you:P.) Kind of like malaka can be used.
pizdă=cunt. Also used instead of "girls" sometimes. (I use it. Then again, i get bitchslapped a lot)
sloboz în căcat=Cum in shit.
căcat=shit.
morţii mă-tii=your mom's dead relatives.
Vede-ţi-aş ochii ăia beliţi în sicriu şi pe nevastă-ta făcuta postă în cimitir=eeerm. May I see your eyes in a coffin and your wife being bukkaked in a cemetery?
muist=cocksucker.
sugi pula=suck it.
dă-te-n mă-ta=go to your mom.
Among others.
Polish
dupa=ass
fajna dupa=use as a nice chick in a vulgar way:).
Greek
Malaka. But I use it with love .
Latin
Oedipe=Motherfucker.
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Now that's harsh. And by harsh, of course I mean brutally awesome.Fen wrote:Vede-ţi-aş ochii ăia beliţi în sicriu şi pe nevastă-ta făcuta postă în cimitir=eeerm. May I see your eyes in a coffin and your wife being bukkaked in a cemetery?
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nah, I'm just too lazy to type out the harsh ones.
I am known to blurt out some pretty guro stuff when pissed off. Like futu-i căcatu-n sloboz(makes no sense, but it involves sex, sperm and shit).
Cand mă uit la faţa ta îmi aduc aminte de cea mai nespălată pulă pe care a supt-o mă-ta=Your face looks like the most unwashed cock your mom has ever sucked.
I am known to blurt out some pretty guro stuff when pissed off. Like futu-i căcatu-n sloboz(makes no sense, but it involves sex, sperm and shit).
Cand mă uit la faţa ta îmi aduc aminte de cea mai nespălată pulă pe care a supt-o mă-ta=Your face looks like the most unwashed cock your mom has ever sucked.
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That's hot
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