Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 8:25 pm
Isn't it odd that noses run and feet smell?
;)
;)
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 5:15 am
On my way home from work today I saw a poor kid getting beat up by four gang members. I just had to jump in to help. He didn't stand a chance against five of us.
Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 3:25 pm
<w> i forgot i was on the bad jokes topic for a moment
Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 3:24 pm
Why is a prostitute like peanut butter?
She spreads for bread.
She spreads for bread.
Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 7:08 pm
i'm ashamed of myself because i texted while driving today.
It wasn't even anything that important, just meaningless drunk texts.
It wasn't even anything that important, just meaningless drunk texts.
Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 9:10 pm
A kangaroo goes into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "That will be ten dollars, please." The kangaroo gives him ten dollars, and then the bartender says, "You know, we don't get kangaroos very often here." The kangaroo replies, "Well, at ten bucks a beer, I'm not surprised."
Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2017 5:08 am
Confucius say: Man who make love in the grass get piece on Earth.
Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2017 5:32 pm
A man who doesn't like to talk is a deep thinker.
A woman who doesn't like to talk is angry.
;)
A woman who doesn't like to talk is angry.
;)
Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2017 5:13 pm
From a Tumblr post:
lowwaa:
i was talking to my friend the other day about pottermore and i was like “yeah i got slytherin at first but that pissed me off so i made fake accounts and took the test over and over again to try and get ravenclaw, and eventually i looked up the answers to get ravenclaw and then i did” and he just looked at me and said “that’s fucking why you got slytherin”
Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 5:46 pm
Personally, I've never been able to slither in to Slytherin.
;)
;)
Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 3:00 am
Confucius say: Time flies like arrow. Fruit flies like bananas.
Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2017 7:40 pm
It's easier to find a dessert in the desert, than it is to desert a dessert.
Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Posted: Mon May 15, 2017 5:19 am
Confucius say: Man who runs in front of car gets tired.
Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 5:06 pm
I know karate, jujitsu, and three other Japanese words.
Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2017 1:47 am
In today's "subtle typos that make a BIG difference":
analyzed vs. analized
True story, bro.
analyzed vs. analized
True story, bro.