Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.

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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.

Post by Don Alexander » Thu Oct 13, 2016 8:52 am

So, new allegations against Trump...

Probably happened on a Tuesday.
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.

Post by BlairFan » Fri Oct 14, 2016 5:40 pm

Another elephant joke, anyone?
Q. Why are elephants so wrinkled?
"A." Well, have you ever tried to iron one?

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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.

Post by Don Alexander » Sun Oct 16, 2016 1:27 am

History in the Making...

Regardless of who wins the US presidential election this November, we will witness first time history being made.

If Hilary Clinton wins the presidential election, it will be the first time in history that two U.S. presidents have slept with each other.

If Donald Trump wins the U.S. presidential election, it will be the first time in history that  a billionaire has moved into public housing vacated by a black family.
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.

Post by BlairFan » Mon Oct 17, 2016 4:54 pm

The motto of the US Senate:
Protocol, alcohol, and Geritol.

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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.

Post by BlairFan » Mon Oct 31, 2016 8:13 pm

Q. Why did the skeleton refuse to watch the scary movie?
A. Because he didn't have the guts.
Happy Halloween/Samhain to all! :)

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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.

Post by BlairFan » Wed Dec 14, 2016 4:03 pm

Old joke: If she has curves, he has angles.
Updated lesbian version: If she(1) has curves, she(2) has angles.
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.

Post by Don Alexander » Sun Dec 18, 2016 11:09 am

Headline: "Tree falls on wedding party, killing 1"
I'm so damaged by these last weeks, I first read: "Trump falls on wedding party, killing 1"
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.

Post by BlairFan » Tue Jan 31, 2017 8:28 pm

Old joke, but still relevant:

"I don't belong to any organized political party. I'm a Democrat." - Will Rogers, 20th century American humorist
For all you fervent Democrats out there, please don't think of that as an insult. Instead, think of it as advice.

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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.

Post by Lokitsu » Tue Jan 31, 2017 10:28 pm

What's the difference between a dilapidated greyhound terminal and a lobster with a boob job?

The former is a crusty bus station...

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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.

Post by BlairFan » Sat Feb 04, 2017 8:46 pm

Here's a mean joke from long ago:

He's a sophisticated juvenile delinquent. He smokes only filtered marijuana cigarets.

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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.

Post by yiraheerai » Sat Feb 04, 2017 9:23 pm

I dislike the style of the tumblr but if you've watched the new Voltron, this person had the fandom wanting to take up arms.
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.

Post by BlairFan » Sat Feb 04, 2017 10:32 pm

Beautiful young woman : So you want to go out with me honey?
Dirty old man: No. I want to go in.

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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.

Post by Lokitsu » Sun Feb 05, 2017 9:56 pm

If minorities play the Race Card and women play the Gender Card, what do rednecks play?


The Trump Card.

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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.

Post by Azrael » Mon Feb 06, 2017 4:23 am

Confucius say: Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.

Post by yiraheerai » Thu Feb 09, 2017 3:34 am

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It's very bad but it's also a cat getting catcalled so
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