Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.

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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.

Post by GothPoet » Sat Jan 16, 2016 12:54 pm

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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.

Post by Tenjen » Mon Jan 18, 2016 6:00 am

Just keep in mind that there's no i in Denial and you'll do find in life.
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.

Post by yiraheerai » Mon Jan 18, 2016 11:08 pm

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From the tumblr those are from: We started this blog 5 months ago and here’s our top 10 posts of 2015
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.

Post by BlairFan » Fri Jan 29, 2016 10:24 pm

Never trust atoms, they make up everything.

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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.

Post by yiraheerai » Fri Jan 29, 2016 11:13 pm

I have that shirt. Got it from a museum in Dallas.
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.

Post by BlairFan » Tue Feb 23, 2016 6:55 pm

My "get up and go" got up and went.

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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.

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I swear I will, I'll make you smile.

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Kamino Neko, you've kept your promise. You made me smile. :)

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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.

Post by yiraheerai » Tue Mar 01, 2016 5:29 am

No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.

Post by BlairFan » Fri Mar 11, 2016 9:29 pm

Why is "R" the most important letter?
Because with out it, friends would be fiends.

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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.

Post by Tenjen » Mon Apr 25, 2016 3:44 pm

relatively recent bad dad jokes meme

Star wars awakens spoilers


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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.

Post by Azrael » Tue Apr 26, 2016 7:03 am

How do you think the unthinkable?













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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.

Post by Azrael » Tue Apr 26, 2016 7:05 am

What did one orphan say to the other?













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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.

Post by JTheCreator » Wed Apr 27, 2016 7:31 pm

If lightsabers can cut through anything, why wasn’t Han cut clean in half once impaled?



Because there wasn't a strong enough force.


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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.

Post by BlairFan » Fri May 13, 2016 6:56 pm

How do you drive an idiot crazy?

Put him in a round room, and tell him there's a penny in the corner.

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