Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.

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Isn't it odd that noses run and feet smell?
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On my way home from work today I saw a poor kid getting beat up by four gang members. I just had to jump in to help. He didn't stand a chance against five of us.
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<w> i forgot i was on the bad jokes topic for a moment
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i'm ashamed of myself because i texted while driving today.

It wasn't even anything that important, just meaningless drunk texts.
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;)) ;)) :))

A kangaroo goes into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "That will be ten dollars, please." The kangaroo gives him ten dollars, and then the bartender says, "You know, we don't get kangaroos very often here." The kangaroo replies, "Well, at ten bucks a beer, I'm not surprised."

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Confucius say: Man who make love in the grass get piece on Earth.
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A man who doesn't like to talk is a deep thinker.
A woman who doesn't like to talk is angry.
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i was talking to my friend the other day about pottermore and i was like “yeah i got slytherin at first but that pissed me off so i made fake accounts and took the test over and over again to try and get ravenclaw, and eventually i looked up the answers to get ravenclaw and then i did” and he just looked at me and said “that’s fucking why you got slytherin”
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Personally, I've never been able to slither in to Slytherin.
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Confucius say: Time flies like arrow. Fruit flies like bananas.
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It's easier to find a dessert in the desert, than it is to desert a dessert.

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Confucius say: Man who runs in front of car gets tired.
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I know karate, jujitsu, and three other Japanese words.

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In today's "subtle typos that make a BIG difference":

analyzed vs. analized

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