Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.

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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.

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cheese = smegma

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yes! yes it is ^_^

And over here it's a tradition to eat tomatoes with cheese.
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Fen wrote:yes! yes it is ^_^

And over here it's a tradition to eat tomatoes with cheese.
I know some people who put tomato in their grilled cheese sandwiches, but I've shied away from cheesemato relations.
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.

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Heh, this has to be the next best thing on the boards for "originality", "creativity" in awhile compared to the others.

Well let's see here a bad joke huh?

A guy said to the preacher man "hey preacher got a buck"?
Preacher said "no"...
A guy said to the preacher man, "hey preacher got fifty cents?"
Preacher said "no"...
A guy said to the preacher man, "hey preacher got a dime?"
Preacher said "no"...
A guy said to the preacher man, "hey preacher got a nicke?"

Preacher said, "every day you ask me for money when you can just ask God to help provide."
"I do" said the guy, "He sent you to me, and --boy! Wish I had a nickle for "everytime" you came would be a rich man by now!!"

(Bad joke for Aishabe,hoped you like...goes off to study) 0.
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When is the best time to buy budgies(small birds)?
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.

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DnE, that was one awesome joke.....this is meant to be a BAD jokes thread. ;)


Anyway, I have a bad joke to show you.


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Eight wrote:Anyway, I have a bad joke to show you.
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Who happens to be holding a big mirror... :p
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Don Alexander wrote:
Eight wrote:Anyway, I have a bad joke to show you.
....*points at Don Alexander* :p
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Don't Mess with the Waldorf.

Coming to theaters. Eventually. Perhaps.
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midgetshrimp wrote:Don't Mess with the Waldorf. Coming to theaters. Eventually. Perhaps.
In the next Tim Allen Christmas movie?? :P
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Don Alexander wrote:
midgetshrimp wrote:Don't Mess with the Waldorf. Coming to theaters. Eventually. Perhaps.
In the next Tim Allen Christmas movie?? :P
Adam Sandler with a guest appearance by Rob "Bear" Schneider. And Christopher Walken.
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Tom hanks for my part.
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Only jokes I know are dead baby jokes. Another reason why I won't participate in the "ebil" contest. :P
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What did the leper tell the prostitute?

"Keep the tip!" ;)
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