What did the hotdog say to the hamburger?
"Wow, you're on a roll!"
What did the hamburger say to the hotdog?
"Nice buns!"
Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
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MuchachoNL
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
What do you call a comedian with a huge mohawk?
Pun-ker
Pun-ker
Freudian Slip: When you say one thing, but mean your mother... err... another.
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Why was a rubber band pistol confiscated from algebra class ?
Because it was a weapon of math disruption.
Because it was a weapon of math disruption.
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
A butt dial and a booty call sound like they could be the same thing, but they are not.
“It’s not an adventure if you don’t lose your shorts” - Hunter Gruntman (Klaus Besser)
No! That would be absurd! My whims are titanic in scope!
No! That would be absurd! My whims are titanic in scope!
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Did you hear about the man who fell into a lens grinding machine?
He made a spectacle of himself.
He made a spectacle of himself.
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Once, I saw an eraser which was almost a foot long. On it were the words ' I NEVER MAKE BIG MISSTAKES."
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I received an email from Google
It said, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards " I thought, "That's just spam."
It said, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards " I thought, "That's just spam."
“It’s not an adventure if you don’t lose your shorts” - Hunter Gruntman (Klaus Besser)
No! That would be absurd! My whims are titanic in scope!
No! That would be absurd! My whims are titanic in scope!
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
What do you call someone who hangs out with three musicians?
A drummer.
A drummer.
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices the gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Si."
"Ja."
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Si."
"Ja."
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No! That would be absurd! My whims are titanic in scope!
No! That would be absurd! My whims are titanic in scope!
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Why did they put the second trilogy of Star Wars movies out first?
In charge of Production, Yoda was.
In charge of Production, Yoda was.
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Why did the Republican congressman vote against the legislation?
Because Obama was for it.
Because Obama was for it.
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
The most perfect joke that will only work this year. Use it while you can.
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What do you call it when a Cannibal Band meets its fans?
And did you hear about the relationship that developed on the vore forum?
Such a typical story.
Boy meets girl, girl eats boy...
Such a typical story.
Boy meets girl, girl eats boy...
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
A mask, any mask, whether horned like a beast or feathered like an angel is the face of immortality. Meet me in Cognito, baby. In Cognito, we'll have nothing to hide. - Jitterbug Perfume by Tom Robbins
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
A psychiatrist receives an urgent phone call.
"Doc, you've got to help me. It's my brother, he thinks he's a chicken!"
The psychiatrist replies, "That's terrible! Try to coax him to go out, and bring him to me as soon as you can!"
The caller ssys, "I can't do that! He's my brother! Besides, I need the eggs!"
"Doc, you've got to help me. It's my brother, he thinks he's a chicken!"
The psychiatrist replies, "That's terrible! Try to coax him to go out, and bring him to me as soon as you can!"
The caller ssys, "I can't do that! He's my brother! Besides, I need the eggs!"