What was the last thing to go through the bug's mind when he hit the windshield?
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Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
I love that one. Laughed myself silly when I heard it the first time.
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
I’ve never been rickrolled myself. The only actual rickroll that I thought was hilarious was Cartoon Network’s float at the recent Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, which was based on their cartoon, Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends. Rick Astley actually came out of the float in the middle of the puppets’ song to sing “Never Gonna Give You Up”. It takes a certain amount of perverted class to rickroll yourself and hire the guy to actually sing the song.Bear wrote:Rick Rolling stopped being funny about 2 minutes after it started.
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
That is pretty funny.
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
A man pulls up to a gas station and sees a blond standing in front of the pop machine out front. He sees her put her change in, slowly look over all the buttons, and push one. When the pop comes out, she starts jumping around and doing her best Jerry Springer 'woo-woo' noises. Then she puts the can on top of the machine and repeats the process. After she does this a few more times, he approaches and asks, 'Hey, lady, what the hell are you doing?'
'What does it look like?' She replies. 'I'm winning!'
'What does it look like?' She replies. 'I'm winning!'
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A man and his wife are in bed when suddenly a man in a mask breaks through the door.
he points his shotgun at the husband and draws a circle on the ground with chalk.
"IF YOU STEP OUT OF THAT CIRCLE, ILL BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF!"
He then proceeds to have his way with the wife and then jumps out the window when he's done.
"O MY GOD! WHY DID YOU DO ANYTHING YOU BASTARD!" cried the distraught woman.
"But i did honey! i jumped out of the circle like 3 times!"
[horrendously distasteful joke i know : p, but it is a bad jokes thread]
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he points his shotgun at the husband and draws a circle on the ground with chalk.
"IF YOU STEP OUT OF THAT CIRCLE, ILL BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF!"
He then proceeds to have his way with the wife and then jumps out the window when he's done.
"O MY GOD! WHY DID YOU DO ANYTHING YOU BASTARD!" cried the distraught woman.
"But i did honey! i jumped out of the circle like 3 times!"
[horrendously distasteful joke i know : p, but it is a bad jokes thread]
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Thats ones getting a little close as rape isn't funny.... 
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I can't believe the basic hasn't been posted...
A horse walks into a bar...
Bartender asks, "why the long face?"
ba-dum-dah!
A horse walks into a bar...
Bartender asks, "why the long face?"
ba-dum-dah!
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Thats as bad as my favourite bad joke...
"A man walks into a bar and says ouch."
"A man walks into a bar and says ouch."
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
What's the difference between a ten story drop and a two story drop?
Ten stories - "Aaaaaah!!" *BOOM* "..."
Two stories - "..." *BOOM* "Aaaaaah!!"
Ten stories - "Aaaaaah!!" *BOOM* "..."
Two stories - "..." *BOOM* "Aaaaaah!!"
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
First joke I ever told.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Baloney.
Baloney who?
Banoley and cheese sandwich!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Baloney.
Baloney who?
Banoley and cheese sandwich!
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
About the Macy's Day rickrolling... I actually had to explain to my family why I was rolling on the ground convulsing in laughter.
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Rape is tasteless...wape and ra3p are okay though. You are walking the razors edge, Tenjen.
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Why did the Bear cross the road?
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His dick was stuck in the chicken.
*Flees with speed* "Beep, beep".
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His dick was stuck in the chicken.
*Flees with speed* "Beep, beep".
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
When did this turn into a South Park Christmas special?
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