Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.

[Don Alexander]

That is the best joke ever.

It's an anti-joke. we had them in Germany some years back. They usually involve sheep. And most are even more meaningless than this one.

[Asaryu]

Two blondes are walking in the forest and they come across some tracks. One stops and says: "These are deer tracks"
The other says "no, they're wolf tracks!"
"Deer tracks!"
"Wolf tracks!"

The argument continued until half an hour later they were hit by a train.

[Dirty n Evil]

That is the best joke ever.

It's an anti-joke. we had them in Germany some years back. They usually involve sheep. And most are even more meaningless than this one.

When I was still a junior in high school, we sponsored a foreign exchange student from Berlin over my house - and all he had were anti-jokes. I still think they're funny. ;)

[cyanide_sweet]

Two sheep are sitting in a basement, sawing gasoline.

Along comes a screwdriver. It walks up one wall, along the ceiling, down the other wall, and leaves through the opposite door.

One sheep looks over to the other one: "Did you just see that?"

The other sheep replies: "Yeah, that dude never says hi."

I love anti-jokes!

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One penguin says to the other penguin, "Pass the soap. The other penguin says, "Whadda ya think I am, a radio???"

[NobodySpecial]

Ooh, a thread I can participate in liberally.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

[That Guy]

My favorite bad jokes?

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Ba-dum-cha!

Wow.

Classic. XD


Here's one (sure ya folks heard it before)

Two blondes are outside a gas station, locked out of the car, one of them desperately trying to pick the door with a hairpin.

Suddenly, one of them feels a few raindrops, and so turns around and cries:

"Cindy, hurry up! It's starting to rain, and we left the top open!"

[Bear]

See.... in this multiethnic, multi-racial, multi-deity, multi-gendered forum... we still have an abundance of bad jokes without resorting to any that will upset people.

[NobodySpecial]

You heard about Nabisco recalling all the animal crackers, right?

Evidently a bunch were found with broken seals.

[aishabe]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

[Tenjen]

Two priests, in their late 20's, have lived in a monastery since childhood as orphans. They often get visitors as the monastery is a popular tourist destination and through them hear about the outside world

They've been friends a long time and one of them brings up the topic of adventuring outside, to the beaches.

p -"What?! what is someone recognises us?"

j - "its not a problem! we'll go in full surfer clothing and shave our beards."

so on they go to the beach, dress up like surfers with long loose shirts. As their walking about taking in the sights, they see a gorgeous grey eyed blond with perfects curves and whose very well endowed, dressed in a jeans and a torn and very stretched and torn top showing her tummy.

As they oogle and pass her by she waves at him and says

"Good morning fathers!"

They're flabbergasted by what she said and immediately run off to the monastery.

A few weeks later. THey build up the nerve to venture out again. Deciding their outfits werent good enough to hide who they were, and go to the beach wearing bright hawain style shorts.

While they're messing about in the water. The same gorgeous blonde walks past in a string bikini and says

"Good to see you again Fathers!"

They're scared out of their wits and immediately run to the monastery.

After a few days, they decide to go to another beach, where they may not be recognised. They get haircuts, choosing wild styles and colors and decide to go to a nude beach.

As they enjoy the fresh air, they unfortunately run into the blonde, who is also nude.

"Its great to see you here fathers! hope you're enjoying yourselves!"

They decide that enough is enough and confront the woman.

"With the greatest respect madam, we are indeed priests and are happy with out decision to be so. But how do you know who we are?!"

"Fathers? Dont you recognise me? I'am Sister Catherine from the monastery"

[Tenjen]

this is the best bad joke to grace the net

[Fen]

I have it on my wall.

[Bear]

Rick Rolling stopped being funny about 2 minutes after it started.

[Tenjen]

but my god that rick bond poster was a great idea by whoever taught up of it.

A woman walks into a private casino joint.

After some playing and bad luck she proclaims.

"Iam sorry but i have shit luck when iam fully clothed"

she then takes off all her clothing, swaying her hips yelling "BUY MOMMA SOME NEW CLOTHES!" and throws the dice

"OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I WON I WON!"

she then hugs all the guys in the room, collects all the cash into her purse and runs out.

then one of them says

"damn...what did she roll anyway?"

"sorry what?"

[Peppercat]

Someone told me this joke when I was about 7. First joke in English I ever heard

Where do sheep go on holidays?
To the Baaaaaahamas.