Things You Desire.

[Scaramouche]

Correction: There is a centre of the universe. He posts under the name Scaramouche.

[Scaramouche]

Of course there is a center of the universe. Its sitting over there in a bottle on my shelf *points to bottle of Baileys*

Beat me to it.

[Don Alexander]

Of course there is a center of the universe. Its sitting over there in a bottle on my shelf *points to bottle of Baileys*

Chocolate will divorce you.
And I'm astonished that you did not say it's the friendly forumhood mod. ;)

[Bear]

Well your left of the center anyway Scaramouche ;)

I'm not that self centered Don. ;)

Back to desires.... Signed first Edition First printings of all the Discworld novels please.

[stephaielikes]

Not to be snarky, but there are much much more desirable things in life then a man.

[Heine]

Penis, chocolate, penis, chocolate...

Dilemma ._.

[stephaielikes]

http://www.sextoys4pleasure.co.uk/produ ... c5cf6ebafb

?

[Pneumonica]

Penis, chocolate, penis, chocolate...

Dilemma ._.

Haven't you ever heard of "toppings"? ;)

EDIT: Pwned by Steph.

[Heine]

Sold! :D

But to be honest I just want snuggles :<

[stephaielikes]

Hang on, I bet J-list sells snuggles...

[Bear]

*Snugs Heine*

[Don Alexander]

Sold!

But to be honest I just want snuggles :<

Have you ever come to the right place.



*instructs T2B, Asaryu and Sway for extra snuggle rations to be sent Heine's way STAT*

@steph: For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge, call steph.

[stephaielikes]

Isn't unlawful carnal knowledge...
let's call it 'immoral' carnal knowledge.

On that note, I desire my less-awesome half to come home!

[Don Alexander]

Isn't unlawful carnal knowledge...
let's call it 'immoral' carnal knowledge.

Van Halen Fail. ;)

Also, make an acronym out of it...

On that note, I desire my less-awesome half to come home!

In Germany, they are usually called "the better half". But with you, I can't imagine how that would be possible. ;)

[stephaielikes]

They are over here, too. But I've got to keep him in his place!
I still believe unlawful carnal knowledge is rape, though... isn't the definition 'carnal knowledge of an individual without their consent'? I suppose, come to think of it, all sex that is against the law is unlawful carnal knowledge... in which case... I suppose I have committed it.
But I can point you in the direction of more amusement based on immorality then illegality!
http://www.coco-de-mer.com/system/ecomm ... ze=142x213 this, for instance. Although I don't recommend you get your copy from Coco de Mer, for price reasons.
As the moment I'm desiring another copy, as I left mine on the train. I swear, it's a beautiful example of stunning French literature, and not a novel so dirty it borders on disturbing.
I swear...