The Elder Cave

[Asaryu]

I'm still not sure if I'm in yet.

*rifles through her photo archives*

I'm sure I can find a suitably salacious pictogram to bribe my way in if neccesary...but I'd prefer to get in on merit.

Depends on which "in" you mean...

From your post number alone, you are clearly awarded Elder Cave status.

But, hm, to become Grand Council member... And on merit alone... :roll:

Fine...time for some tittilating nipple exposure.

[Don Alexander]

Fine...time for some tittilating nipple exposure.

Well, that's an A for effort, at least. ;)

And I see your doing avatar cycling again...

[Asaryu]

I will cycle avatars unti I run out of avatars to cycle...then I will make more.

So do i get a title? I provided porn! :twisted:

[midgetshrimp]

I will cycle avatars unti I run out of avatars to cycle...then I will make more.

So do i get a title? I provided porn! :twisted:

You provided tasteful classical art. Such endeavors don't impress those with plans for world domination! Though your present avatar... well, that's a different matter. Ooh, shiny buttocks! :shock:

[oni]

Depends on what you can provide aside from stimulating conversation in post reply, do you have something worth while like...like...wait I'm...getbacktoyouonthat!

[Asaryu]

I will cycle avatars unti I run out of avatars to cycle...then I will make more.

So do i get a title? I provided porn! :twisted:

You provided tasteful classical art. Such endeavors don't impress those with plans for world domination! Though your present avatar... well, that's a different matter. Ooh, shiny buttocks! :shock:

Tasteful classical art of lesbian action. It was porn. People commissioned this stuff so that they could hang it above their mantle and rape their wives thinking about it later. Why do you think it was painted...love of the female form..love of the female form in bed with breasts exposed and humping another girls leg. It is so porn. Just that it is old porn.

[Tenjen]

makes me wonder if a 100 years down the line the stuff we have now will be seen the same.

[Pneumonica]

Hey, I'm the Designated Pervert now, and I say that it's tasteful porn. Which means it's really really neat, but certainly not a dude being raised up on a that's-not-a-pike. :mrgreen:

[Don Alexander]

Tasteful classical art of lesbian action. It was porn. People commissioned this stuff so that they could hang it above their mantle and rape their wives thinking about it later. Why do you think it was painted...love of the female form..love of the female form in bed with breasts exposed and humping another girls leg. It is so porn. Just that it is old porn.

Well now.

Seeing that Asaryu is blazing at 11 posts a day, she'll reach automatic induction into the Ground Tonsil, er, Grand Council in one-and-a-half weeks anyway.

Furthermore, her posts are rad quality material, she gives out smotherings of hugs, tells wicked stories full of sex, and provides porn. :mrgreen:

The Grand Council NEEDS such people!

I thereby propose induction of Asaryu into the Grand Council and give her the title, um, well, she should choose one herself, but I had something about female form and providress of porn... :roll:

What say you, Elders??

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[Don Alexander]

Hey, I'm the Designated Pervert now, and I say that it's tasteful porn. Which means it's really really neat, but certainly not a dude being raised up on a that's-not-a-pike. :mrgreen:

Well, at least go whole hog and make yourself Designated Pervert of the Elder Grand Council. ;)

[Pneumonica]

I'm the Designated Pervert of the whole goddamned board. All them n00bs gotta be sexually harassed by me, don'cha know?

[midgetshrimp]

Furthermore, her posts are rad quality material, she gives out smotherings of hugs, tells wicked stories full of sex, and provides porn. :mrgreen:

Well, put that way...

And I still say it's tasteful art. Though they didn't have cooties way back when, they had syphilis. And lots of it. And that's at least as much of a deterrent. Not sure where I'm going with this, and I'm sure it has no relevance whatsoever to the topic at hand. And so I digress. Let her on then says I. And let the baptizing begin! Off with the threads, if you please. Don't want to make too much of a mess. :mrgreen:

[aishabe]

So wait.
Hold on just a clock tick.
Who comprises the Grand Council?
And what are their official titles, at this point in time?
Just so I can be clear.

[Bear]

Grand High Council Rolecall!

Your kind hose and overlord, The Grand High Supreme Vile Megalomanic Dictator of The Elder Cave, for Life. - Bear

Grand High Smart Alec of the Grand Council of the Elder Cave - Don Alexander

Official Precognative of Evil Thought,
Lord Marshall of the Guardians of the Elder Cave -Dirty n Evil

Exuberant High Captain Messiah of the Elder Council. -midgetshrimp

Grand Scribe, until he chooses his own title - Arantor

Grand Young Elder, until she chooses her own title. - Aishabe

Grand High Designated Pervert - Pneumonica

The Grand Elder Geek, when he shows up. - Retiarius


And our honourer Grand Elders, because they're out beloved Mods:

Giz -Whatever Title she pleases.
Dav - Whatever Title he pleases.

And members in Waiting...

Asaryu... If the other Elders approve her on special dispensense for giving us all such fun in such a short time.

And Honoury Possitions go to:

Nathan Dorian : Pic your own title
Oni: Official Elder Court Jester.

[aishabe]

I need helppp chosing a title.
I'm not good at these things.
Also, I can't think of any specific thing that I contribute to the boards on a regular basis.
So... help.