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Kids say the darnedest things

Taken from a not-quite family member we call Grancie.

Ok, so Macy and I are having a conversation and it goes like this: "how old is Grama Hodge?" "what do you think?" "is she 60 or 80?" I told her "90" then she asked how old I am..."how old do you think?" "60 or 80?" and I said "is there something in between?" and she said... "a hamburger"....
So...ok...I'm a hamburger

Hamburger? thats a whoopin.

Do you mean whopper?

i was misremembering this

Ahhh. I get it.

thats a paddlin

"LOOK AT ME, she screamed from a tiny corner on a speck of dust circling a small star, one of billions in a galaxy, one of billions in space."

Saw this quote on a friend's facebook page.

People are not giant walking genitalia...except, perhaps, metaphorically.

Word Porn on Facebook is pretty good about quotes. Had to scroll down a bit to get to this gem:

Well, mission accomplished, Chuck.

crap... I heard a clever one, yet it doesn't really translate well into English.
I'll give it a go anyway to translate it literally. The meaning is in brackets.

"Happiness is the only thing that multiplies (grows) when you divide (share) it."

"You don't die for your friends, you live for them." Erza of Fairy Tail

Such a good show...

A true pilot is never lost.
He knows he is in the sky.
He maybe uncertain of his position in relation to the ground but that is a minor issue.

Stolen from another website.

For yira:

"When I lived in Arizona (that decision being my only proof that a.) I had a past life, and b.) I had sinned in it) [...]" - "abelundercity, comments #35"

From a friend on another site.

When the sentence "It is wrong to go into a foreign country, take out your weapon and enforce your will there", coming from an US-diplomat, was generally laughed at, you might want to think why.