Quote-tastic!

[mikbuster]

"One cannot always be oneself in the company of men."

[Adamas]

More a conversation from one of my other fave webcomics than a Quote, but it set's up the last line so well.

Ace: Did you get to meet anyone while you were upstairs?
Everett: Saw your little sister. She's cute, but positively tiny.
Matthew: She's even shorter than our grandmothers.
Everett: And the Asian lady.
Matthew: We're bad with names.

Ace: Actually, there's two of them. Kimi or Akane?
Everett: She had tattoos all over.
Ace: You still have to narrow it down, believe it or not.

Matthew: The scary one?
*Ace Shrugs*

Ace: Akane has a full length red dragon tattoo; face to toes. And Kimi's is mostly black ink.
Matthew: Ok, it was Kimi we met. Which one stabbed you?
Ace: Akane. It was kind of accidental.
Everett: And you still let her sleep in the same room as you?

Matthew: So Kimi's not so dangerous?
Ace: Well. I wouldn't take her lightly.
Everett: Why's that?
Ace: Keep it to yourselves, but there's people in Korea think she killed a man that tried to rape her back when she was fourteen.

Matthew: Dude!
Everett: How do you keep your balls from clanking when you walk?

[Weertangel]

What comic is that from? couse that sounded really interesting!

[Adamas]

Too Much Information. I warn ya, it's over 8 years of archives so I'd take a weekend for the archive binge.

[Weertangel]

Too Much Information. I warn ya, it's over 8 years of archives so I'd take a weekend for the archive binge.

I don't mind, took me 3 weeks to read through all the archives of Misfile http://www.misfile.com/ so this will probably take me around the same time.
But u still have't told me witch comic it is..

[Don Alexander]

Yes, he did, the first three words...

[Adamas]

yep it's CALLED Too Much Information.

Start from here and just keep going.

[Tenjen]

iam currently on a Wapsi square binge.

i lost the comic back when one of the chars met the biker bar full of white collar workers.

that was YYYYYYYYYYYEARS ago

[Weertangel]

Ohh, way in the beginning! Loved that small arc.
Now its a great series of witch i even have most of the books at home

Quote removed. The DAMNed

[TellusEidolon]

You may be a delicate flower but, hey, so is Belladonna and it can still kill people.

[yiraheerai]

(Note: I’m a female customer sitting in a pub. I’m approached by another male customer while I read a book.)

Male customer: “Hello, my name is ***.”

Me: “That’s nice.”

Male customer: “So can I have your number?”

Me: “Oh. Actually, I’m gay.”

Male customer: “You want to have sex with women?”

Me: “Well, not right now. Right now, I just want to read my book.”

Male customer: “That’s bulls***! If you’re a lesbian then you want to have sex with women!”

Me: “Honestly, I just want to read my book.”

Male customer: “You’re lying to me, that’s very rude! I’m going to complain!”

Male customer, to a waitress: “That girl over there is being really rude. I want you to do something, it’s disturbing my day. She just lied to me and told me that she was a lesbian, and now she’s mocking me.”

Waitress: “What am I supposed to do about that? Make her straight?”

Male customer: “Just do something about it!”

Waitress, to me: “Hello, there.”

Me: “Hello. I’m sorry about him.”

Waitress: “Oh, it’s no problem! So, can I have your number?”

Male customer: *looks horrified*

Me: “Er, yeah, sure. Here.”

(I write my number on a napkin and she takes it, still smiling.)

Waitress, to male customer: “See? She’s a lesbian.”

Male customer: “That’s not what I wanted you to do! I didn’t want you to ask her out, I wanted you to make her leave! I demand to speak to your manager!”

Waitress: “Oh, he’s just popped out. I can get his boyfriend for you though if you want?”

Male customer: *storms out cursing*

(It turned out that the waitress was kidding about her manager, but she wasn’t kidding about asking me out!)

[BlairFan]

Yiraheerai,

They say truth is stranger than fiction. Now I know it's funnier than fiction, too.
Here's one of my favorite quotes:
"You see things that are, and you say "Why?" but I dream of things that never were, and I say, "Why not?" - George Bernard Shaw, from his play "Back To Methusaleh", 1920.

[Weertangel]

What an arrogant idiot that man was Yira, and love the way the waitress used it to ask u out
hope u have alot of fun with her ;)
But one question,why were u reading a book in a pub? since when i go out the last place i'm gonna read a book is in a bar in the evening.

[Don Alexander]

Don't hit me, but I'm pretty sure that's just a quote from somewhere... That's not actually yira.

I can't imagine yira sitting alone in a "pub" (which afaik is a British word anyway).

[mikbuster]

We can use that word too you know