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Re: Sexual Experiences

Posted: Wed May 28, 2014 4:22 am
by Dirty n Evil
Huzzah! :-bd I hope things continue to go well between you and your lady friend, Mik!

Re: Sexual Experiences

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 12:10 am
by Commentary
nd we got someone named dirty and evil to last reply. Good show.

Re: Sexual Experiences

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 12:50 pm
by Radbaron
...Or if the video belongs over here...

Venga Boys , Brazil

NSFW, NFSH, NSFP (not suitable for prudes)

Re: Sexual Experiences

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 11:04 pm
by Dirty n Evil
Commentary wrote:nd we got someone named dirty and evil to last reply. Good show.
"Someone"? Glad to see I'm recognized by one of the relative 'kids' on the boards despite being one of the original group of posters and former moderator. ;) Shame I haven't had more to contribute on this particular thread than approval or encouragement for others in all those years. :p

Re: Sexual Experiences

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 11:30 pm
by Artemisia
D&E...at least you have HAD something to contribute to this thread. I'm starting to believe that the last time I had sex was around 1890.

Re: Sexual Experiences

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 11:33 pm
by Dirty n Evil
Sadly, the last person I've even kissed was my ex-wife. Which was before this forum came into existence.

Re: Sexual Experiences

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 1:14 am
by mikbuster
The last person I kissed was in elementary school. :ymblushing:

Re: Sexual Experiences

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 1:25 am
by Artemisia
Last person I kissed was in 1890.

Re: Sexual Experiences

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 4:05 am
by Commentary
"...Or if the video belongs over here...

Venga Boys , Brazil

NSFW, NFSH, NSFP (not suitable for prudes)"

Nice.

Dirty n Evil wrote:
Commentary wrote:nd we got someone named dirty and evil to last reply. Good show.
"Someone"? Glad to see I'm recognized by one of the relative 'kids' on the boards despite being one of the original group of posters and former moderator. ;) Shame I haven't had more to contribute on this particular thread than approval or encouragement for others in all those years. :p
It was sexual innuendo.

Re: Sexual Experiences

Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2014 2:05 pm
by CyanideAngel
Not been feeling like it for a while now

and when I have, the two times in the last two months have both resulted in scares

I think i'm swearing off for a while...

Re: Sexual Experiences

Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2014 3:05 am
by Commentary
Either do something with it or let it slowly drive you off the edge.

Transmuting into some else is possible.

I wouldn't know how.

Re: Sexual Experiences

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 11:35 pm
by Asaryu
I know this thread is all but dead, but I wanted to share my excitement.

Today I ordered my very first strap-on. Later this week when it arrives I'm going to have SO MUCH FUN.

:x

Re: Sexual Experiences

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2015 1:02 am
by Don Alexander
My first vision upon reading your post was you putting it on, above normal clothes, then running around outside, bopping trees and saying: "Der Humpink!"

Anyway, anyone who actually HAS sexual experiences has left this forum anyway. They have discovered they'd rather spend their time having sex than being here. :P

Re: Sexual Experiences

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2015 1:47 am
by Dirty n Evil
What DA said. I'm not even around the forums quite as much anymore, and there is no sex to be had. It seems that I can't stop finding ladies who want "just friends" more than a boyfriend - when I barely have the energy thanks to my depression to properly attend the friends I already have.

... and yes, the bitterness is deep in me. It disappears the moment that someone seems to express interest (because I don't want to ruin anything potential), but as soon as that brief hope is once again extinguished it comes back twofold.

Re: Sexual Experiences

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2015 2:07 am
by Asaryu
The main reason I'm here and not having sex is that I'm on holidays from work at the boy is at work. Sex is awesome and I will happily talk about it all day.

I feel like more sex should be had by everyone.

Also, the first thing I'm going to do when I put it on is nose-boop the boy with it.

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