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Re: Sexual Experiences

Post by Asaryu » Sat Jun 01, 2013 9:40 am

If Tony is there it most definitely will. :P

Glad you're moving closer to work. I also hope that some of the sex that happens there is done by you. But not with Tony. I don't think he'd treat you well. :P
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Re: Sexual Experiences

Post by midgetshrimp » Sat Jun 01, 2013 11:39 pm

Abe is more of a ladies man than you'd think. I'd be the least laid of us three if we all lived together (which I'm trying to set up), but they'd try to help me out lol.

Tony would treat me well enough, I'm sure. He'd be an ass at the same time, but the good with the bad and all that haha.

Edit: Actually, if I were gay I'd be having way more sex. I don't know why guys hit on me so much, it's flattering but a little unnerving.
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Re: Sexual Experiences

Post by Tenjen » Sun Jun 02, 2013 4:17 pm

I would.
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Re: Sexual Experiences

Post by Nev » Mon Jun 03, 2013 9:48 am

Last night, I had a scandalous mug of rum and hot chocolate. It totally was a sexual experience.

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Re: Sexual Experiences

Post by Dirty n Evil » Mon Jun 03, 2013 12:02 pm

midgetshrimp wrote:Actually, if I were gay I'd be having way more sex. I don't know why guys hit on me so much, it's flattering but a little unnerving.
THIS. I cannot tell you how often I was actively pursued as a young man. I honestly believe that if I were attracted to men, I wouldn't have spent a single night alone from my late teen years until this very day. *shrugs* However, because I never freaked out about the attention was why I ended up having many gay friends through the years, and considered "straight but not narrow". ;)
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Re: Sexual Experiences

Post by CyanideAngel » Wed Jul 10, 2013 2:50 am

I need sex. I REALLY REALLY need sex. Distance relationships are hard. having a (for the UK at least) heatwave does not help matters.
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Re: Sexual Experiences

Post by Weertangel » Wed Jul 10, 2013 8:41 am

Heh,same here SyanideAngel, only thing is i'm single for WAY to long and finding a nice girlfriend is hard these day... :(

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Re: Sexual Experiences

Post by Commentary » Sun Mar 02, 2014 7:51 pm

Go meet some dudes that have a large social circle or large family. You'll come across someone.

I'd like to throw in another question

What is your fantasy?
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Re: Sexual Experiences

Post by Retiarius » Mon Mar 03, 2014 9:03 pm

Heh. Didn't check the date on that last post, did you?
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Re: Sexual Experiences

Post by CyanideAngel » Tue Mar 04, 2014 4:33 pm

This thread has been dead for so long, actually forgot I ever wrote my that post.
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Re: Sexual Experiences

Post by mikbuster » Tue Mar 04, 2014 4:50 pm

Does that mean you don't really need sex as much now, and that the heatwave is over? :)
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Re: Sexual Experiences

Post by CyanideAngel » Thu Mar 06, 2014 5:06 pm

It's wintery and cold now instead :( but my need is the about the same. Always high.
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Re: Sexual Experiences

Post by Retiarius » Fri Mar 07, 2014 5:34 am

I find this thread oddly and mildly depressing.
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Re: Sexual Experiences

Post by Commentary » Tue Mar 18, 2014 3:42 pm

Retiarius wrote:Heh. Didn't check the date on that last post, did you?
Listening to others talk about sex never gets old, so the date doesnt matter.
For those who say Im not getting any, well no I am asking what your fantasy?
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Re: Sexual Experiences

Post by mikbuster » Wed May 28, 2014 3:37 am

I still haven't had sex, but I helped my gf have six orgasms tonight. Last night was a few too, and she made me feel... things... Apparently I've been making her horny lately ;)
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