Bernard Pivot Questionnaire

[JVDifferent]

What's your favorite word? Don't really have a singular favourite. But off the top of my head, I like squamate, quasar, and schadenfreude.

What is your least favorite word? Relationship. There's a comic somewhere on the internet that very accurately reflected how I dislike this word, but alas I couldn't find it.

What turns you on? Humour, brainsmarts. Show me your wits.

What turns you off? Narrow-mindedness, selfishness.

What sound or noise do you love? White noise. I don't know why. Also, my bird's singing.

What sound or noise do you hate? Babies. Not just the crying, but all the sounds they make.

What is your favorite curse word? FUCK. Especially in capital letters.

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? A fucking rockstar. Or a forensic scientist. I loved cutting up dead things and organs in biology classes.

What profession would you not like to attempt? Relationship counsellor.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Get out. We don't serve your kind here.

[ChewbaccaStomper]

What's your favorite word?

Definitely or Awesome

What is your least favorite word?

Cunt

What turns you on?

I'm gonna be completely honest here. Sweet, sweet Tushies. I'm a butt guy. Ladies with nice buns can get away with anything in my book.

What turns you off?

Negativity

What sound or noise do you love?

Crows cawing

What sound or noise do you hate?

Children screaming

What is your favorite curse word?

Fuck or Shit, can't decide.

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

Working in a comic shop.

What profession would you not like to attempt?

Cleaning up after people in hospitals or Elderly homes.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Happy Birthday