Sexual Experiences
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You have got to seriously get rid of that type of mindset, already doubting one thing over another screams domicile pet either religion has had a hand in this or your just being overly insensitive to your own manly wants n craving; We can't all be like Midget a zen master able to control his bodily functions. <---Wtf up with that, brah?
Edit: Plus it landed you a wife, obviously breaking in early before marriage helped somewhere in all of this, correct me if I'm mistaken.
Edit: Plus it landed you a wife, obviously breaking in early before marriage helped somewhere in all of this, correct me if I'm mistaken.
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Re: Sexual Experiences
Haha. What can I say? Cock push-ups. "Not at first... but over time."
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Oh you sonnofabitch you've got to be quoted for that one. Big time way to rub it in ego bruiser :lol:midgetshrimp wrote:Haha. What can I say? Cock push-ups. "Not at first... but over time."
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Though thy be filthy and vile, I wish thee happy birthday!!Dirty n Evil wrote:Age: 36 (just turned yesterday!)
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The cock is a muscle!! Repeat after me! The cock is a muscle!!midgetshrimp wrote:Haha. What can I say? Cock push-ups. "Not at first... but over time."
One is all you need.
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We're a highbrow group tonight. At least nobody's claiming they can take a pen and write their name with it. :roll:midgetshrimp wrote:Haha. What can I say? Cock push-ups. "Not at first... but over time."
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DA: Well, my mother says that even as an infant I hated being picked up and held and it made her sad. ^_^; Maybe if I went to a counselor or something they'd have suggestions.
Shrimp: o.0 Probably why I always preferred dates that involved going out to concerts or the museum or dancing. You can have fun without touching and no awkward staring is necessary. >.>;
Pneu: I can see how that would be...difficult.....Mmm. *stares around messy apartment* Clearly cleanliness is not a huge issue for me or I'd be a better housekeeper. =_=
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Shrimp: o.0 Probably why I always preferred dates that involved going out to concerts or the museum or dancing. You can have fun without touching and no awkward staring is necessary. >.>;
Pneu: I can see how that would be...difficult.....Mmm. *stares around messy apartment* Clearly cleanliness is not a huge issue for me or I'd be a better housekeeper. =_=
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Give me time to sleep and get back from work :lol:Don Alexander wrote:*taps feet* *looks at watch* Well? We're waiting?!? ;)DMoness wrote:I can add mine at least then you would feel better :shock: :twisted:
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Since i never even kissed a girl i will skip all the other questions as well.
Some people out there have interresting lives to say the least :o :shock:
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Please don't! I consider it an expensive waste of time. Don't try to press yourself into a conformist mold. Anways, it seems to not have had, in the end, a too bad influence on your love life (and I'm not just talking about the physical aspect).Dryope wrote:DA: Well, my mother says that even as an infant I hated being picked up and held and it made her sad. ^_^; Maybe if I went to a counselor or something they'd have suggestions.
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I've been reduced to Bronze medal and I'm HAPPY!!! Err... Sorry... :?DMoness wrote:Give me time to sleep and get back from work :lol:
Age : 30
Since i never even kissed a girl i will skip all the other questions as well.
Some people out there have interresting lives to say the least :o :shock:
I hope MerchManDan is feeling better now.
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At least i won gold in something :twisted:
Don't worry i do not care about it.
Like you can not miss something you never had :twisted:
Don't worry i do not care about it.
Like you can not miss something you never had :twisted:
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...I want to be sweet and kind, gentle even but there comes a time when one must choose carefully what is really immoral. There is too such a thing, snoo-snoo excluded of course! Mmm semi-excluded.DMoness wrote: Like you can not miss something you never had :twisted:
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No, you are only silver.DMoness wrote:At least i won gold in something :twisted:
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I'm seriously worried about you here... :? You might not miss something you've never even heard about, but... This?DMoness wrote:Don't worry i do not care about it. Like you can not miss something you never had :twisted:
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@Oni : some things are just impossible
Ahhh boo silver :ugeek:
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O rly? Do try to break it down in non-Don Alexander (astrophysics seminar) but simplified rather.