The alluring voices

[Don Alexander]

Ah, always my fault it all is!

Second one is pwetty!

[Ashahalasin]

@CyanideAngel.

Voice is cute. Microphone is real shitty, but eh, you work with what you got.

And to increase my pervert rating to over 9000, I would do things to you that would make Dennis Ferguson say, "too far man, that's going too far".

[CyanideAngel]

Thank you you are way too kind

and Ash - MEEP...Uh.Thanks?

[1ocksmyth3]

I was bored, was fiddling around with the mic, and decided to record me trying to give Baby a bath. Yes, it's pointless and annoying, but it was fun(aside from getting scratched=P) for me.

http://tinypic.com/m/4vjw1u/3

[Don Alexander]

Well, that's an alluring voice! ;)

[1ocksmyth3]

Yeah... now I just wish she'd talk without taking a bit of skin as payment, lol.

[Otaku201]

Finally figured out how to save audio files. I think my friend was screwing with me as my imitation isn't as good as it could be, but here is me doing the Joker.

EDIT: Damn it, stupid website incorrectly marking my voice as copyrighted. Not sure what the hell works, but here are 2 links to the same thing http://www.phonezoo.com/Ringtone.do?id=104859629 and http://www.megaupload.com/?d=63D5MM2U

[Don Alexander]

THE RETURN OF... VOICEWHORE!!!

If only... >_>

Well, now that I have my comp back at home, finally, I decided to do some new voice recordings. One of the reasons for not using my work comp had been that the plugs were quite bad and there was a lot of noise... And what now?? Now it records super-low, for some reason (I've amped everything there is to amp, damn you!), also, it's not picking up anything from the plugs in the back... So now the recordings are very low amplitude... and normalizing the also normalizes the noise! Well, with some things like DC offset correction and an audio restoration plugin, I got the noise reasonably beat down, though it now sounds just a bit sterile...

For now, these are up on tinypic, hopefully one day they will find direct storage on Asaryu's webspace.

Treibend "Drifting" This is a German poem I wrote almost ten years ago. It is very dark, and deals with suicide (not mine, though)... EDIT: Listener discretion is advised.

Friends, Romans, Countrymen - the famous speech by Marc Antony from Shakespeare's Julius Caesar. Abridged.

Nathicana - a poem by H. P. Lovecraft. Taken from my battered The Doom That Came To Sarnath tome... Alas, I don't have Call of Cthulhu here. This one is the longest, and I actually had to record it twice. It seems my micrfophone was turned the wrong way around before... Buuuut - this didn't really help either.

Nathicana is quite eerie... Some people who have been in close contact with me recently should be able to figure out why I think it's unsettling.


Edit 2: Otaku, the Ringtone page didn't work, seems one needs a login? I did download the file from Megaupload. It's really good, BUT the bit depth (8 bit, not 16 bit) is ridiculously low and unsuitable for any kind of audio.

[Don Alexander]

Not for a long time, and not often enough!

[Otaku201]

Edit 2: Otaku, the Ringtone page didn't work, seems one needs a login? I did download the file from Megaupload. It's really good, BUT the bit depth (8 bit, not 16 bit) is ridiculously low and unsuitable for any kind of audio.

I don't know what that means, but I don't think I can change the quality on my phone. I guess I could break out the webcamera that has has been gathering dust in its box for 3 years, but that'd be a whole nother headache.

[Otaku201]

Joker's Knife Monologue

[Swayambhu]

I was going to record something for everyone here...

But then my microphone snapped off its support.

Poop.

[ExplodingJoe]

hey guys, I recorded a short voice sample since Teacher2B asked.
Perhaps some time I can record something a little more than just me saying hi.
just push play on the player bar

[Don Alexander]

I agree!

More!

Entertain us! ;)

[Don Alexander]

Cute!