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Re: Things You Desire.
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:30 pm
by Scaramouche
Correction: There
is a centre of the universe. He posts under the name Scaramouche.
Re: Things You Desire.
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:30 pm
by Scaramouche
Bear wrote:Of course there is a center of the universe. Its sitting over there in a bottle on my shelf *points to bottle of Baileys*
Beat me to it.
Re: Things You Desire.
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:32 pm
by Don Alexander
Bear wrote:Of course there is a center of the universe. Its sitting over there in a bottle on my shelf *points to bottle of Baileys*
Chocolate will divorce you.
And I'm astonished that you did not say it's the friendly forumhood mod. ;)
Re: Things You Desire.
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:33 pm
by Bear
Well your left of the center anyway Scaramouche ;)
I'm not that self centered Don. ;)
Back to desires.... Signed first Edition First printings of all the Discworld novels please.
Re: Things You Desire.
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:09 pm
by stephaielikes
Not to be snarky, but there are much much more desirable things in life then a man.
Re: Things You Desire.
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:28 pm
by Heine
Penis, chocolate, penis, chocolate...
Dilemma ._.
Re: Things You Desire.
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:30 pm
by stephaielikes
Re: Things You Desire.
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:30 pm
by Pneumonica
Heine wrote:Penis, chocolate, penis, chocolate...
Dilemma ._.
Haven't you ever heard of "toppings"? ;)
EDIT: Pwned by Steph.
Re: Things You Desire.
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:35 pm
by Heine
Sold! :D
But to be honest I just want snuggles :<
Re: Things You Desire.
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:35 pm
by stephaielikes
Hang on, I bet J-list sells snuggles...
Re: Things You Desire.
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:36 pm
by Bear
*Snugs Heine*
Re: Things You Desire.
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:49 pm
by Don Alexander
Heine wrote:Sold!
But to be honest I just want snuggles :<
Have you
ever come to the right place.
*instructs T2B, Asaryu and Sway for extra snuggle rations to be sent Heine's way STAT*
@steph: For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge, call steph.
Re: Things You Desire.
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:54 pm
by stephaielikes
Isn't unlawful carnal knowledge...
let's call it 'immoral' carnal knowledge.
On that note, I desire my less-awesome half to come home!
Re: Things You Desire.
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 9:02 pm
by Don Alexander
stephaielikes wrote:Isn't unlawful carnal knowledge...
let's call it 'immoral' carnal knowledge.
Van Halen Fail. ;)
Also, make an acronym out of it...
stephaielikes wrote:On that note, I desire my less-awesome half to come home!
In Germany, they are usually called "the better half". But with you, I can't imagine how that would be possible. ;)
Re: Things You Desire.
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 9:05 pm
by stephaielikes
They are over here, too. But I've got to keep him in his place!
I still believe unlawful carnal knowledge is rape, though... isn't the definition 'carnal knowledge of an individual without their consent'? I suppose, come to think of it, all sex that is against the law is unlawful carnal knowledge... in which case... I suppose I have committed it.
But I can point you in the direction of more amusement based on immorality then illegality!
http://www.coco-de-mer.com/system/ecomm ... ze=142x213 this, for instance. Although I don't recommend you get your copy from Coco de Mer, for price reasons.
As the moment I'm desiring another copy, as I left mine on the train. I swear, it's a beautiful example of stunning French literature, and not a novel so dirty it borders on disturbing.
I swear...