This would open a job position for physical relief... :oops: :lol:midgetshrimp wrote:Ok, I vouch for (if not jester) than the title of Exhuberant High Messiah, Spiritual Relief of the Elder Council.
But the Exhuberant High Messiah sound good to me.
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This would open a job position for physical relief... :oops: :lol:midgetshrimp wrote:Ok, I vouch for (if not jester) than the title of Exhuberant High Messiah, Spiritual Relief of the Elder Council.
Okay, so the title sticks. At least until we get someone challenging for the title... To the jelly pit! And careful with that burning pitchfork. No poking out peoples eyes until after they've submitted to our evil dictatorship.. erm.. I mean Wise Rule.Don Alexander wrote:Seems my position as Grand High Smart Alec is being cemented! :mrgreen:
Also, I will henceforth proudly update my sig... :mrgreen: Other Grand Council members are suggested to do the same.
Ooooh, Burning Pitchforks of Office!!! I can haz? *takes pitchforks, breaks off all but the outer two tongs* Mwuahaha!! Burning Pitchfork of Evil Eye Doom!!! My new favorite LART!
Okay Approved. And we'll give him both titles... Or just the first one and a special hat.Excellent choice. But "guard of the cave" sounds too lowly. I submit DnE for the position of Lord Marshall of the Guardians of the Elder Cave. And I'd say that's a Grand Council position.
Welcome in DnE! We've got a set of Robes and Burning Pitchfork for you somewhere! Until someone thinks of a better title for you, We'll call you the Offical Precog of Evil Thought!
Special dispensation approved for effective and creative bribary. I'm not being soft, I'm rewarding addaptive genius... and chocolate *Stamps molten chocolate paw print on Nathan's approval form*Nathan Dorian wrote:chocolate bars
One really has to laud the audacity. I mean, not even any text. Genius move.
Now, don't start getting soft, Bear!! Remeber the "vile" in your title! I mean, notwithstanding that I agree with you to let ND in, soon we'll have all cute girls of the board (that is, all) posting pics of chocolate bars instead of pics of themselves...
Okay, since all this is actually lumped together technically... Just to clear some things up here we go.What's the post-requirement...I suspect I'm reaching it quite fast at the moment. I've only been here a few days.
Anyhow, I'd have vouched for you regardless of post number. ;) But since Bear has suggested 50 (or special dispensation), you qualify easily. Hm, we do also need some ladies on the Grand Council...
I think everyone above 200 posts is elligable for the Grand Council... though we'll have special dispensations for possitions only certain people can fill. (That and Dave will get stropey since his post counts only 41).
Which Dave? Our dear Mod? He actually has... 51! Anyhow, Mods pass through walls, we could hardly keep him out.
Okay, order of business.
Part one: Just by post counts and not counting Giz, the Grand Council would be four people. I deem that too low. Considering this board has almost 500 users, I'd say a number of 10 is good for starters.
Part two: 10 can't be filled by posts right now if 200 is the limit. So special dispensations are needed. Aish and DnE just got one, and though he has not looked in yet, I said right from the start that the Elder Cave can't bear :roll: its name without an Elder Geek, so Retiarius automatically qualifies. And I think oni should also be let in.
Part three: On the other hand, the 200 limit is not something to be set for all time. Assuming (hoping) that Giz and Dave continue this comic, and thus this board, for a long time yet, there will come a time when a lot of people have reached the 200. So it must be some kind of scaled limit.
Part four: What's open for debate is if the Grand Council is a set set of people to be determined now and in the near future and then frozen. As an elderocracy, we are vile, narcissistic creatures. At the very least, once you have been inducted into the Grand Council, you should hold a title for life (of the board). To think a bit in RL dimensions, though, it may be that GC members wish to leave the council one day (e.g., they have better things to do than post on a board of a web-comic all the time ;) ). In such a case, my suggestion is that they submit a proposal to who their heir should be. But beside that, at least in my opinion, we should finalize the council soon. We who were there at the beginning will always be we who were there at the beginning, no matter who comes later...
Well we've got just over a month to plan and start the party.Hey, that party's coming up!! Need to start planning.
Okay, we were thinking of the same guy. :lol:
Yes, quite possible. Doesn't matter. I'm easily of legal age.
Ooooh, scandalous. Soon to be seen on the front page of the "Cave Network".
That works... Its that or "High Captain Messiah".midgetshrimp also needs one. Do we make him our messiah? I mean, "Pirate Jesus" has kinda gotten stuck. Not to mention we recently found "Ninja Jesus, The Fallen One".
Ok, I vouch for (if not jester) than the title of Exhuberant High Messiah, Spiritual Relief of the Elder Council.
Well we can't not let him in and be short a Grand Scribe to chronicle our exploits.Concerning Arantor... Hm... Okay, I'm for letting him in.
Feel free to challenge him to jelly wrestling in the 'debate' pit ;)Nathan Dorian wrote:Waitaminute, is one suggesting that I am of the female nature?
Sacriledge. >:(
Hey Bear, willing to use that stamp on my tongue?
Where is the person that handles the bets, If there is some wrestling i wanna bet some moneyBear wrote:Feel free to challenge him to jelly wrestling in the 'debate' pit ;)Nathan Dorian wrote:Waitaminute, is one suggesting that I am of the female nature?
Sacriledge. >:(
Hey Bear, willing to use that stamp on my tongue?
Epp noo! My molten chocolate!
Needs the word Exuberant. Exuberant High Captain Messiah works for me, and thus shall I be.Bear wrote:That works... Its that or "High Captain Messiah".
I lay 6 to 1 odds that three of the spectators get off before the end of the second round.DMoness wrote:Where is the person that handles the bets, If there is some wrestling i wanna bet some moneyBear wrote:Feel free to challenge him to jelly wrestling in the 'debate' pit ;)
Epp noo! My molten chocolate!
Feel free to invent your own title, but we'll consider you the Grand ScribeArantor wrote:Am I a Grand Scribe now? I'm just a Regular Scribe.
Hmm... what... Kitty? How did that get in? *blinks* Uhoh... She knows too much!peppercat wrote:Chocolate, jelly, hrm, whu???...
*peeks in*
eeek! (o_o)
I'll second that bet!Pneumonica wrote:I lay 6 to 1 odds that three of the spectators get off before the end of the second round.DMoness wrote:Where is the person that handles the bets, If there is some wrestling i wanna bet some moneyBear wrote:Feel free to challenge him to jelly wrestling in the 'debate' pit ;)
Epp noo! My molten chocolate!
Depends on which "in" you mean...Asaryu wrote:I'm still not sure if I'm in yet.
*rifles through her photo archives*
I'm sure I can find a suitably salacious pictogram to bribe my way in if neccesary...but I'd prefer to get in on merit.
Whoa, Ninja Pepperkitty got past DnE, it seems!! :shock:Bear wrote:Hmm... what... Kitty? How did that get in? *blinks* Uhoh... She knows too much!peppercat wrote:Chocolate, jelly, hrm, whu???... *peeks in* eeek! (o_o)