He is, however, more than capable of that level of stupid.ekuth wrote:he's likely to kick into "white knight" mode and protect Yuki from any exposure to the male anatomy rather than to attempt some half-assed "aclimitization" plan.
Really, folks... give the guy some credit. He's not capable of that level of manipulation.
12-01-10 The hard way
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I swear I will, I'll make you smile.
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I'm imagining Gary's head after hearing this story.
Now I'm seeing an X-ray into Gary's thoughts.
Now I'm seeing Eeck The Cat saying, "It never hurts to help!"
Now I'm seeing things go horribly, horribly wrong.
Yep, Gary is that stupid.
Now I'm seeing an X-ray into Gary's thoughts.
Now I'm seeing Eeck The Cat saying, "It never hurts to help!"
Now I'm seeing things go horribly, horribly wrong.
Yep, Gary is that stupid.
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I fight period rapier with a case of Hanwei 42" hollow ground schlagers, so forgive me if I snicker slightly at being hit with an epee... I've taken plenty of hard shots to the groin region... but we're also wearing cups.NCallahan wrote:I'm sorry if I sound like an internet tough guy, but after fencing epee against angry short girls for about seven years or so.... you actually get used to it. I mean, it still hurts like all get out, but it's hardly apocalyptic.ekuth wrote:I've been kicked in the groin like that. It's not funny in the slightest. Your teeth hurt.
I've been kicked in the balls, with only my tighty whities for protection. The experience is nothing alike, trust me.
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Ever meet Super Gnat?NCallahan wrote: (...) after fencing epee against angry short girls for about seven years or so.... you actually get used to it. I mean, it still hurts like all get out, but it's hardly apocalyptic.
/Obscure?
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You wear a cup? Don't you find that restrictive?ekuth wrote:I fight period rapier with a case of Hanwei 42" hollow ground schlagers, so forgive me if I snicker slightly at being hit with an epee... I've taken plenty of hard shots to the groin region... but we're also wearing cups.
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BHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!
fwwee~p!
*Cries on the floor laughing*
fwwee~p!
*Cries on the floor laughing*
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Would you settle for the classic "Chocolate Salty Balls" by the late Issac Hayes?Adamas wrote:Ravenhull wrote:Barry White music is mandatory.
*in deep Barry white voice*"ooooh yeaah baby, lets see" *KICK!* *in falseto* heeelp meee!
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brnleague99 wrote:Would you settle for the classic "Chocolate Salty Balls" by the late Issac Hayes?Adamas wrote:Ravenhull wrote:Barry White music is mandatory.
*in deep Barry white voice*"ooooh yeaah baby, lets see" *KICK!* *in falseto* heeelp meee!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM9rnqdAx00
Hmmm "suck on my chocolate salty.." *boot to the nuts!* "heeellllp mmmeeee!"
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And to keep for future reference:Chelvo56 wrote:Sorry, but when the sentence "It is wrong to go into a foreign country, take out your weapon and enforce your will there", coming from an US-diplomat, was generallly laughed at, you might want to think why.
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Wow. Awkward. 
Also, while we're talking about guys taking shots to the crotch: I've never been kicked there, but various sports implements have connected. Most notably, a floor hockey puck (I was goalie at the time; stopped the shot & my heart at the same time) & at least one dodgeball. The lack of sympathy from my teacher & classmates hurt the most, though.
Also, while we're talking about guys taking shots to the crotch: I've never been kicked there, but various sports implements have connected. Most notably, a floor hockey puck (I was goalie at the time; stopped the shot & my heart at the same time) & at least one dodgeball. The lack of sympathy from my teacher & classmates hurt the most, though.
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I played 1st base in high school baseball.... took a 1 hop line drive... yeah I kinda rolled off the field... it was supposed to be an easy practice day, not a lot of fielding, so I skipped the protection...
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most memorible crotch shot... guys face (Not like that!!!) . I was playing football with some friends and jumped up for a catch and came down on the face of the guy who tackled me. Think Gary and the Yuki pantyshot.
A good friend comforts you and talks you down when you are angry. A best friend skips along side you, carrying a baseball bat, and chanting, ‘Somebody’s gonna get it!"Aquila89 wrote:It's really nice how a conversation about linguistics overlaps with a debate about strap-ons.
And to keep for future reference:Chelvo56 wrote:Sorry, but when the sentence "It is wrong to go into a foreign country, take out your weapon and enforce your will there", coming from an US-diplomat, was generallly laughed at, you might want to think why.
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Zii is very intelligent...is there any chance she might just be making all this up?
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Given Yuki's reaction to the sketch of Matt that included the 'junk', looks like there may be some truth in this all.
That makes me wonder, at Gary's place, when she locked herself in his room, she commented that "These are pretty good. Much better than that tentacle piece you did." Was she seeing the picture of Matt's 'stuff' and morphing it in her mind into Tenta-porn? In which case, Gary is at least innocent of that (or at least maybe he didn't carry tentacle stuff on him). Which also makes sense given his issues revealed later about drawing ladies.
That makes me wonder, at Gary's place, when she locked herself in his room, she commented that "These are pretty good. Much better than that tentacle piece you did." Was she seeing the picture of Matt's 'stuff' and morphing it in her mind into Tenta-porn? In which case, Gary is at least innocent of that (or at least maybe he didn't carry tentacle stuff on him). Which also makes sense given his issues revealed later about drawing ladies.
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No. The biggest mystery in this series was why Yuki said "tentacle" and fainted at the sight of a picture that was later revealed to portray a normal nude man. That mystery has now been explained. The more bizarre a story Yuki is telling, the more likely it is to be true.Hescotti wrote:Zii is very intelligent...is there any chance she might just be making all this up?