05-11-09 I demand you examine this man

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05-11-09 I demand you examine this man

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I can't quite place the look on the nurse's face, but it amuses me nonetheless.

Such a caring boss....whodathunk that'd turn out to be a bad thing?
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Heh! Nice, now his boss is sure to believe Yuki's story... Which could be good for Gary, in that he doesn't get in trouble for skipping work, but bad in that now everyone at work will have extra evidence of him sticking something up his butt.

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SAH-PRIZZZZZZE CAVITY EXAM!!!!!! :ymdevil:

Why did the nurse remind me of Dillon? :-s

This... just can't end well. :((
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Gary must be wondering what he did to make god so mad as to let him suffer the way he has been recently.

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Prediction:
*Nurse finds out that Gary has prostate cancer.
*Gary gets sympathy sex.
*Gary dies and the comic ends.

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I lol'd

out loud, poor gary :( .
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:-o
Please, PLEASE have Yuki get him out of this, because she's the one who put him into this, she owes him at LEAST that much
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It should now be obvious to Yuki that Gary Isn't suffering from amnesia.
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Wow, that's kind of messed up. Between Yuki and Zii, Gary is not only not going to lay a gorgeous amazon, but he's going to have a lubed finger inserted into his ass, while his boss waits in the lobby meaning he can't back out or get busted for skivving off work. That's an FML entry if I've ever heard one.

With Gary's luck, he's going to end up in the primate house of a Montreal Zoo, unconscious while a tarsier masturbates on him.

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Hmmmm......

Anyone wanna go out on a limb and say that Gary's boss will the one to deflower him?

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I don't think Gary's boss is really the kind of woman he's after and despite all the bad stuff happening to him I still think he's actual real first time is going to be something special with someone special rather than a quickie, pity sex or a random stripper/hooker, and as sympathetic I am to Dillon's straight crush I don't think it's going to be him.

And the nurse guy looks so... eager... or maybe I'm just projecting...

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Gredinus wrote:Prediction:
*Nurse finds out that Gary has prostate cancer.
*Gary gets sympathy sex.
*Gary dies and the comic ends.
no, then the comic begins the past eighteen months were all just prologue.


anyway the only way i can think of that this could be funnier would be if the nurse had comically large hands.


and finally, my compliments to giz/dave on a perfect use of chekhov's gun, seems like few writers can pull it off without being rather painfully obvious about it from the start.
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Oh noes.. Gary is going to be de-virginised by surprise buttsecks! :-o

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Bear wrote:Oh noes.. Gary is going to be de-virginised by surprise buttsecks! :-o
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