29-09-09 Success is guaranteed!
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Re: 29-09-09 Success is guaranteed!
Here's my personal prediction for the next couple of strips -
1. Yuki berates Gary, explaining that for his art to truly be worthy he needs to understand that women's breasts are rarely the size he's drawing them, and he needs to attempt to draw them at a more natural proportion.
2. Gary fumbles and bumbles a bit, sheepishly explaining that he's never seen a woman's breasts before... neglecting to mention the times he's passed out when surprised by viewing them.
3. A frustrated Yuki, seeing this as a glaring flaw in his otherwise skilled artwork, give him a display to model after.
4. Gary passes out while suffering from a nosebleed.
5. With a confused Yuki still holding her t-shirt about shoulder level, Didi arrives and just just as she planned. She bursts into Gary's room, naked.
6. Didi sees Yuki half undressed, misunderstands and believes she's accidentally interupting Gary's chance to loose his virginity.
7. Yuki admires what she sees of Didi, and realizes perhaps where Gary's influence for breast size comes from.
8. Zii finally gets home, and by then matters get too chaotic to predict further.
I'm curious as to how close I get.
1. Yuki berates Gary, explaining that for his art to truly be worthy he needs to understand that women's breasts are rarely the size he's drawing them, and he needs to attempt to draw them at a more natural proportion.
2. Gary fumbles and bumbles a bit, sheepishly explaining that he's never seen a woman's breasts before... neglecting to mention the times he's passed out when surprised by viewing them.
3. A frustrated Yuki, seeing this as a glaring flaw in his otherwise skilled artwork, give him a display to model after.
4. Gary passes out while suffering from a nosebleed.
5. With a confused Yuki still holding her t-shirt about shoulder level, Didi arrives and just just as she planned. She bursts into Gary's room, naked.
6. Didi sees Yuki half undressed, misunderstands and believes she's accidentally interupting Gary's chance to loose his virginity.
7. Yuki admires what she sees of Didi, and realizes perhaps where Gary's influence for breast size comes from.
8. Zii finally gets home, and by then matters get too chaotic to predict further.
I'm curious as to how close I get.
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Re: 29-09-09 Success is guaranteed!
^ That's what I think too.
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Re: 29-09-09 Success is guaranteed!
If she does flash him and he faints, this could be bad for him. That is, she has just gotten past calling him 'Molestor'... and with her personality, she might actually find the 'indignity' of flashing him again to be minor compared to watching a guy faint every time.
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Re: 29-09-09 Success is guaranteed!
That's what we have you here for.Don Alexander wrote:What, no one has commented yet on Yuki calling him a "sweet boy"???
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Re: 29-09-09 Success is guaranteed!
FLASH BANG GRENADE!!!Ravenhull wrote:and with her personality, she might actually find the 'indignity' of flashing him again to be minor compared to watching a guy faint every time.
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Re: 29-09-09 Success is guaranteed!
Don, over at my usual message board, we have the term: YOMANK.
Well, for the fashbang: You Owe Me A New Keyboard.
Of course, for it to be a 'Flash Bang', she would have to take advantage of his prone state and his probable posture of attention.
Well, for the fashbang: You Owe Me A New Keyboard.
Of course, for it to be a 'Flash Bang', she would have to take advantage of his prone state and his probable posture of attention.
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Re: 29-09-09 Success is guaranteed!
Damnit DnE! Get out of my head for the predictions!
We of course know by now that none of that will happen as Giz will throw us a massive curveball again
We of course know by now that none of that will happen as Giz will throw us a massive curveball again
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Re: 29-09-09 Success is guaranteed!
Glad to be of service!Ravenhull wrote:Don, over at my usual message board, we have the term: YOMANK.
Well, for the fashbang: You Owe Me A New Keyboard.
Well, my thought was:Ravenhull wrote:Of course, for it to be a 'Flash Bang', she would have to take advantage of his prone state and his probable posture of attention.
Yuki: *FLASHes boobs*
Gary: *crashes bleeding to the floor with a BANG*
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Re: 29-09-09 Success is guaranteed!
"Gary, that's not a nipple. That's a clitoris."
"I -- what? C'mon?!"
"It is, Gary. You drew a woman with two engorged clitori on her chest, Gary."
"How?! I know even less about those!"
"Stopped clocks are right twice a day, Gary -- but they're still useless idiots."
"I -- what? C'mon?!"
"It is, Gary. You drew a woman with two engorged clitori on her chest, Gary."
"How?! I know even less about those!"
"Stopped clocks are right twice a day, Gary -- but they're still useless idiots."
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Re: 29-09-09 Success is guaranteed!
For some reason I've got Gary pictured as Goldilocks when all three women show up......
Zii: "these ones are too small"
DiDi: "These are too big"
Yuki: "These are juuuuust right!
Zii: "these ones are too small"
DiDi: "These are too big"
Yuki: "These are juuuuust right!
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Re: 29-09-09 Success is guaranteed!
LMFAO!!!zoom wrote:For some reason I've got Gary pictured as Goldilocks when all three women show up......
Zii: "these ones are too small"
DiDi: "These are too big"
Yuki: "These are juuuuust right!
They may be just right....but they're attached to a psychotic Japanese drummer girl who has serious man issues, serious parental issues, serious tentacle issues, and well you get the point, all other kind of issues.
Oh, and she just be slightly attracted to Gary...even to the point of turning around from "women only." Why else would she call him sweet.
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Re: 29-09-09 Success is guaranteed!
To drive her old man nuts, that she's seeing a guy?#1ZiiFan wrote: Why else would she call him sweet.
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Re: 29-09-09 Success is guaranteed!
Oh Gary, you poor, dumb, incredibly lucky bastard...
Granted, he needs help with his anatomy. Whether they are unrealistically large (until Didi shows up), or just plain weird, Yuki is going to help him out.
Maybe after the inevitable perfect storm of ladies converging at the apartment dies down, Gary will get the best form of anatomy instruction... IMMERSION LESSONS!
Granted, he needs help with his anatomy. Whether they are unrealistically large (until Didi shows up), or just plain weird, Yuki is going to help him out.
Maybe after the inevitable perfect storm of ladies converging at the apartment dies down, Gary will get the best form of anatomy instruction... IMMERSION LESSONS!
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Re: 29-09-09 Success is guaranteed!
Ehhh doubt it. More likely she'll start beating him while sitting on his chest, DiDi will pop in naked, think Gary's cherry is officially popped, be embarrassed and leave the room, and I'll weep copiously. Poor Gary should just join the other team, at least Dillon likes him.seeing one of Gary's drawings of DiDi.........
Then, DiDi will see the unconscious Yuki in Gary's room and get the wrong idea
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Those aren't issues.... it's a subscription!They may be just right....but they're attached to a psychotic Japanese drummer girl who has serious man issues, serious parental issues, serious tentacle issues, and well you get the point, all other kind of issues.
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