7-01-08 Sweet 70's Rock!!!

[Drakkarn]

I found this strip hilarious, especially after watching 40-year-old Virgin last night for the first time. Oh the irony!

[Yen sid]

SWEET AUNT POLLLY PUREBRED ON A CRACKER!
This was, and I lie not, the high light of my day :lol:

and besides who say comic geeks don't get any action? :ugeek:

[Dirty n Evil]

This strip... and some of the responses by my peers in the forum... has inspired me.

We should have a "Cherry Picker Day" at least once a year. Are you a virgin, and tired of being so? Attend a local "Cherry Picker Day" party and we'll see what we can do. I'll betcha there will be enough couples hooking up together, and a sufficient amount of pervs who'll cruise around to do their part - of BOTH genders! With enough hard liquor, this is a no-brainer people!

:mrgreen: ...

Egads, I need help, don't I?

[Retiarius]

We should have a "Cherry Picker Day" at least once a year. Are you a virgin, and tired of being so? Attend a local "Cherry Picker Day" party and we'll see what we can do. I'll betcha there will be enough couples hooking up together, and a sufficient amount of pervs who'll cruise around to do their part - of BOTH genders! With enough hard liquor, this is a no-brainer people!

Hmmm…let me think about who might attend.

No, the thought fills me with too much dread and despair. I will think of it no more. I must now play a run-and-gun of such carnage as to drive the very idea from my mind. :twisted:

[Pneumonica]

Egads, I need help, don't I?

Absolutely. I mean, consider the jurisdictions you'd have to go to where it would be legal. Vegas is freaking expensive, for instance. You'd need financial backers, and event coordinators. Medical costs would be a factor as well. Then marketing the event would be downright painful, especially given the fact that some jurisdictions might illegally prevent networks from airing advertizements for it. You'd need a whole freaking staff!

...wait, that's what you meant by "help", right? :lol:

[smanderg]

I'm sure he's a virgin because he's been waiting for the right one to give it away to.
Just giving him the benefit of the doubt. ;)

[Stratburst]

Now the question becomes: will Zii seek someone to relieve Gary of that pesky virginity, or will she do the honours herself?

And how long with Gary last before he kills the cat?

[Sination]

Egads, I need help, don't I?

Not at all in my opinion. A mundane life with mundane ideas lead to, you guessed it, a mundane life. What some people see as sick ideas, another might think as genius. Most people are closed minded, almost brainwashed and not want change at all, while others are open minded and see things such as this as an opportunity to spice up their day. I think of myself as open minded, and I'll try anything once. We only live once, why would I waste such an opportunity?

[Retiarius]

A list of things I will not try once:

• Russian roulette with an automatic pistol.
• Bungee jumping with chains.
• Speedos.
• Habanero pepper eating contents.
• Acid baths.
• Teasing tigers.
• Professional wrestling.
• Licking light sockets.
• Spandex.
• Jumping the shark.
• Petting the shark.
• The rabid-weasels-in-my-pants dance.
• Microsoft operating systems before the first Service Pack is released.

[farialyton]

Make sure to tell me when you finally get Cherry Picker day set up.

[Sination]

A list of things I will not try once:

• Russian roulette with an automatic pistol.
• Bungee jumping with chains.
• Speedos.
• Habanero pepper eating contents.
• Acid baths.
• Teasing tigers.
• Professional wrestling.
• Licking light sockets.
• Spandex.
• Jumping the shark.
• Petting the shark.
• The rabid-weasels-in-my-pants dance.
• Microsoft operating systems before the first Service Pack is released.

You forgot one.

• Workout sessions with Richard Simmons.

[midgetshrimp]

A list of things I will not try once:

• Russian roulette with an automatic pistol.
• Bungee jumping with chains.
• Speedos.
• Habanero pepper eating contents.
• Acid baths.
• Teasing tigers.
• Professional wrestling.
• Licking light sockets.
• Spandex.
• Jumping the shark.
• Petting the shark.
• The rabid-weasels-in-my-pants dance.
• Microsoft operating systems before the first Service Pack is released.

You forgot one.

• Workout sessions with Richard Simmons.

Hell, I'd do that. Did you see him on Whose Line Is It anyway? That would be f*cking hilarious.