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PTC 11-07-19 I should rescue him

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2019 9:23 am
by Giz

Re: PTC 11-07-19 I should rescue him

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2019 9:43 am
by Chantaru
And people start shipping Felix and Julian in 3...2...1

( also, Zadie would be very dissapointed in a real modeling session, usually not very sexy...)

Re: PTC 11-07-19 I should rescue him

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2019 9:48 am
by OllieOrOlly
I thought Ramona was smart! Perhaps she didn't anticipate her plan to "rescue" Julian would backfire, and/or underestimated how stupid and desperate Zadie and Aaron are...
Regardless, I'd enjoy a Lonney Tunes-esque random safe to fall and crush Aaron and Zadie at this point. :))

Maybe when these what feel like nuisances are eventually compiled, it will be less exhausting; perhaps an intended rapid-fire back and forth is what is lost between updates?

Re: PTC 11-07-19 I should rescue him

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2019 9:49 am
by OllieOrOlly
Chantaru wrote:
Thu Jul 11, 2019 9:43 am
( also, Zadie would be very dissapointed in a real modeling session, usually not very sexy...)
Yeah, from what I understand, it can be really boring because all one is meant to do is remain still for hours.

Re: PTC 11-07-19 I should rescue him

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2019 11:31 am
by SailorDh
HIM write a love scene??? How is the douchecanoe gonna pull that off without making it look like the part in Spaceballs where Dark Helmet is playing with his dolls?

Re: PTC 11-07-19 I should rescue him

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2019 12:31 pm
by Fluffy
Oh, joy - what looks to be the beginning of an extended 'joke' where two straight people are going to be made to look like obnoxious idiots (moreso than they already do) because both won't let the gay man tell them that he's gay (and he's too polite to just blurt it out) and no one else who's in the know will say anything out of respect for the gay man's privacy.

So funneh! 8-|

Re: PTC 11-07-19 I should rescue him

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2019 1:07 pm
by brasca
Yes Fluffy because perfect people are boring.

And I stand by my earlier statement about Zadie lacking gay-dar if she misses the same clues Felix and Ramona didn’t.

Re: PTC 11-07-19 I should rescue him

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2019 1:19 pm
by blood_and_cocopops
Fluffy wrote:
Thu Jul 11, 2019 12:31 pm
Oh, joy - what looks to be the beginning of an extended 'joke' where two straight people are going to be made to look like obnoxious idiots (moreso than they already do) because both won't let the gay man tell them that he's gay (and he's too polite to just blurt it out) and no one else who's in the know will say anything out of respect for the gay man's privacy.

So funneh! 8-|
To be fair most straight people are obnoxious idiots when it comes to the subject of a gay man's sexuality.

Re: PTC 11-07-19 I should rescue him

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2019 1:21 pm
by Valkog
Perfection may be boring, but so is nonstop brain failure. The only reason I think Aaron and Zadie haven't died of forgetting how to breathe, is that they refuse to ever shut up no matter what. You could replace them both with a photograph of Paul Rudd wearing Groucho glasses and the quality would be exactly the same.

Nobody is asking for perfection. You only want that to be the case.

Re: PTC 11-07-19 I should rescue him

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2019 1:46 pm
by Fluffy
brasca wrote:
Thu Jul 11, 2019 1:07 pm
Yes Fluffy because perfect people are boring.
When did I ask for perfection? Flawed characters can make a story interesting; but this goes beyond flawed.
And I stand by my earlier statement about Zadie lacking gay-dar if she misses the same clues Felix and Ramona didn’t.
Ramona knows Julian via the Yaoi club and learned of his sexuality through there. And Alex probably came to the conclusion because Julian was trying to correct Aaron, but keeps getting interrupted by a pair of idiot heteros - and Ramona simply confirmed his suspicions.

All Zadie and Aaron see is what's in front of them - a shy, buff single young man who needs a girlfriend because there is literally nothing - in the physical sense - that would hint that he was gay. Would it be that much of a surprise if - when it's finally 'revealed' that Julian is gay - that Aaron and Zadie would both be shocked/in denial because - being the idiots that they are - they have a stereotypical view on what a gay man is supposed to look like, which Julian simply doesn't fit the bill?

It's meant to be funny; but it comes off as incredibly cringy.

Re: PTC 11-07-19 I should rescue him

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 11:15 am
by SailorDh
If this is the entire first chapter content I hope Giz doesn't bother with a kickstarter.
This chapter would bring in maybe 50 bucks.

All the good stuff got completed and this is the leftover.

Re: PTC 11-07-19 I should rescue him

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 2:42 pm
by KittyHat
Gotta agree with the rest on this. Aaron and Zadie are too stupid and annoying even to be entertaining.

Garybot v1.0 in many ways wasn't even a character, and he was still leagues more tolerable (and more amusing!) than these two losers. Zii was cruelly thoughtless, and Yuki was an insane Japanese stereotype, but they were still more likable and relatable than Aaron and Zadie. DiDi was dumber than a sack of hammers, yet she may as well have been a Rhodes Scholar next to Aaron and Zadie.

These two simply have no redeeming qualities. They're not interesting, they're not likable, and they're not even funny.

Re: PTC 11-07-19 I should rescue him

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 6:55 pm
by brasca
No redeeming qualities? With the way everyone grumbles about Aaron and Zadie you’d think they were Eva or Nathan or Yvan.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Perfect people are dull.

Re: PTC 11-07-19 I should rescue him

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 8:55 pm
by Fluffy
brasca wrote:
Fri Jul 12, 2019 6:55 pm
No redeeming qualities? With the way everyone grumbles about Aaron and Zadie you’d think they were Eva or Nathan or Yvan.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Perfect people are dull.
Literally no one is asking for perfect characters; they're simply asking the writer to tone down the rampant stupidity emanating from Zadie and Aaron.

Re: PTC 11-07-19 I should rescue him

Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2019 1:27 am
by Valkog
Sorry, you're either perfect or mentally disabled. Those are the rules, Fluffy.